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About this mod
Behold... The most advanced pee mod ever made in history! Now the flowers will grow...
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
Introducing my new mod called...
Postal
P I S S
Postal
P I S S
The mod works very simply: you'll receive a "urethra" in your inventory, which is yours. To be more precise, you'll receive the ability to use your urethra in-game. The main function of the urethra is to allow you to PEE.
You can use it like any other weapon in the game, but you can also bind your urethra to one of your quickswap hotkeys, so you'll be able to switch between your urethra and your previously equipped weapon, in the same way as Postal 2!
You can pee on a variety of things in the game. People, dead or alive, objects, even yourself!
Pissing on yourself or something alive has a number of advantages: if you or someone you know has been set on fire, you can extinguish it by pissing on the burning target.
Speaking of burning people, thanks to the mod BURN - Hardcore Fire Effects used as a base, the behavior of burning NPCs is greatly modified! NPCs, if their health is low and they're still on fire, will end up writhing in pain until they die. You can get a short glimpse in the last screenshot above!
When it comes to pissing on something that doesn't burn, this can come in handy if the target is hostile, they may be unsettled, start to flee or vomit. You can use this to gain the upper hand or escape the situation.
You might also like to know that my mod Postal Dude Voice Replacer has been updated (v0.002), if you want the Postal Dude to react to this new skill!
REQUIREMENTS
- xNVSE, the most up-to-date!
- JIP LN NVSE Plugin 57.01 or higher
- JohnnyGuitar NVSE 4.93 or higher
- kNVSE 20.0 or higher
- NV Compatibility Skeleton (I use the Vanilla Weights version)
- PostalOut NVSE Plugin 0.002 or higher
- BURN - Hardcore Fire Effects
TO-DO LIST
- There's an occasional bug where the jet goes off in all directions if you switch too quickly between 1st and 3rd person, but it resolves itself when you stop pissing for a second or two. I don't know how to fix this bug, as I sometimes encounter it even when I switch between my assets and those of the base game when I try to isolate it.
- For the moment, piss affects humans, ghouls and robots, but maybe it could also affect deathclaws and super-mutants if I get the appropriate animations? Or maybe they're too tough to be bothered by a little urine.
CREDITS
Huge thanks to the whole xNVSE community for making xNVSE and its plugins!
Thanks to PlatinumShadow for the BURN mod!
Thanks to Pixelhate for its incredible Bits of Nifskopery resources, which saved me in the creation of a urine stream, knowing nothing about the Nifskope Particle System!
WHAT IS COMING NEXT?
Those of you who are interested in my crossover project should know that I've promised four more mods to complete my F:NV/Postal 2 crossover project (a mod that would add Krotchy, a mod that would add Champ, etc.). But I've decided to combine all these ideas into one ultimate mod that will add lots of Postal-related content. A mod that will add new weapons, locations, quests, items and also an alternative ending! I may create a Discord for the project to give regular news.
For now, Postal PISS comes with a plethora of updates for my previous mods, such as Postal KICK, Postal Cow Heads, Postal Dude Voice Replacer and Postal Cat Silencers, feel free to check them out!
