So what the hey, I decided to come back and see how this mod was doing, since in the four years since I posted this I have yet to obtain any semblance of a life. But anyway, I just want to offer my begrudging thanks to all those who downloaded this piece of crap and infected their computers with its smut. You poor, poor souls. And yes, believe it or not, I do have a heart, however last I heard some dickhead called Nerdivar is on his way to stick a ballpeen hammer and a +5 breadknife in it. P.S. Please continue to follow the ReadMe. I am getting tired of recieving constant grisly reports of the various injuries people have suffered due to skipping step one. You have been warned.
EDIT - September 2024: I have returned once more from the depths of purgatory just to say - thanks to all you fools once again for the praise you ladies and gentlemen (well, let's face it - gentlemen and...more gentlemen. Probably not gentle, either) have put on this mod over the years. I don't even use this piece of tripe anymore so any of you folks using this mod must be truly mental. Maybe if you're a good boy and you eat all of your vegetables I'll reply to your 5-year-old comment that you forgot you wrote and are horribly embarassed of. Actually, you're playing Morrowind - you're already a lost cause. :)
You will never read this but still, this is the best mod ever, thanks for fixing my life. I don't lose my time playing dumb games in my now thrown away computer and I have a fulfilling existence. Sadly I didn't saw any loading screens.
First, you were very wrong in assuming that I wouldn't come back to check the comments on occasion. Second, while I am certainly glad that your life as a result of your actions is probably much more successful than that of your average Nexus user, I must note that the intent of this mod was and always has been to do at least a moderate degree of damage to your personal and social standing by enforcing its purpose (i.e., getting you to look at the contained .tga images represented on your computer as a video game loading screen). Unfortunately it seems you have missed the point by not conforming to the paradox implored by the ReadMe - and therefore, my friend, you have seemingly passed the test. Congratulations. ...or something like that, yeah.
amazing, I have a friend who didn't follow the instructions and now he is missing... Thanks for saving me with that, people should read more.
the Step 9 is a lie.
All our BS aside, will you ever make more mods? This one has a lot of professionalism around, I'd love more sophisticated additions from you besides the loading screens (that sadly I didn't get to watch because yeah, you know... :D)
MUUUH MUUUUH I JUST MISSED YOUR DAMMIT GAY LOADING SCREENS OP YOU MUST DIE I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANY CHILDREN OR EVEN GET A LIFE MAY BE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY BE CURSED MUUUUUUUUH
(It means: "Good job dude, you just offered a second life to Morrowind by making its loading screens clearly better than ever before. Good job, really.")
Hey Theldiot :D Varil92 is right .Its great mod and your Readme.txt is great too! xDI as have power to do so,I relieving you from the curse.May your spirit is free again and you live happy ever after!
Thank you for your attempt, good sir; however doing this would counteract a step of my very carefully laid-out ReadMe which in-turn would probably result something involving the world-ending or the collapse of reality or whatever. So while I appreciate your amazing good nature, I must consign myself to this doomed fate once more, for all of our sakes.
Aww shite I love this mod but I am pretty sure my tiny brain did a mistake here I am only getting one splash screen any idea I did what you said and overwrite the data files I double checked the splash folder it has 79 but for some reason only one is coming Edit:I am a certified retard please ignore this post (There was only one in the splash screen folder) P.S great loading screens btw love the minimalistic design
I would love to make more of them, however I seem to have lost the original template files for this mod. I could probably just work from some of the finished loading screens but (insert excuse here).
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And yes, believe it or not, I do have a heart, however last I heard some dickhead called Nerdivar is on his way to stick a ballpeen hammer and a +5 breadknife in it.
P.S. Please continue to follow the ReadMe. I am getting tired of recieving constant grisly reports of the various injuries people have suffered due to skipping step one. You have been warned.
EDIT - September 2024:
I have returned once more from the depths of purgatory just to say - thanks to all you fools once again for the praise you ladies and gentlemen (well, let's face it - gentlemen and...more gentlemen. Probably not gentle, either) have put on this mod over the years. I don't even use this piece of tripe anymore so any of you folks using this mod must be truly mental. Maybe if you're a good boy and you eat all of your vegetables I'll reply to your 5-year-old comment that you forgot you wrote and are horribly embarassed of.
Actually, you're playing Morrowind - you're already a lost cause. :)
...or something like that, yeah.
the Step 9 is a lie.
All our BS aside, will you ever make more mods? This one has a lot of professionalism around, I'd love more sophisticated additions from you besides the loading screens (that sadly I didn't get to watch because yeah, you know... :D)
But..
BEST INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS EVER!!!
:)
MAY BE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY BE CURSED MUUUUUUUUH
(It means: "Good job dude, you just offered a second life to Morrowind by making its loading screens clearly better than ever before. Good job, really.")
I double checked the splash folder it has 79 but for some reason only one is coming
Edit:I am a certified retard please ignore this post (There was only one in the splash screen folder)
P.S great loading screens btw love the minimalistic design
It changes so much.