Morrowind

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INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS
FAILIURE TO INSTALL CORRECTLY COULD RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY!

Step 1. Equip your Gloves of Arthritis Resistance
Step 2. Download the file
Step 3. Open the file using some ZIP program - if you don't know what a ZIP program is, give up now
Step 4. Extract the files somewhere, preferably not your Skyrim-porn folder since this mod is for Morrowind
Step 5. Copy the "Data Files" folder to your Morrowind directory, and override anything because it clearly isn't as amazing as what is contained in this mod
Step 6. Start Morrowind
Step 7. Go get a drink and watch the game while you wait for it to load
Step 8. Return to the game only to realize that you missed the loading screens present in this mod in performing step 7
Step 9. Prepare an angry comment on the forum that I won't ever check
Step 10. Read these steps and realize that your comment in Step 9 will not be read
Step 11. Pound your keyboard and throw your computer out the window, cursing the random guy on the internet that ignored you to all eternity
Step 12. Find a witch to carry out the curse
Step 13. I am cursed to death and you have succeeded!
Step 14. Realize you can't play Morrowind anymore due to throwing your computer out the window
Step 15. Go outside and be productive, finding love and living happily ever after