Stardew Valley

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ChefRude w MinervaMaga ParadigmNomad F4ith and SDVDiscord gang

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About this mod

This Mod replaces all NPCs (but not farmer or babies) into Drinking Straws. Except for the Wizard. The Wizard is a drink. Inspired by Antoniko's Mod Request.

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When Antoninko requested a Texture replacement mod that turns all NPCs into straws, and the wizard into a drink, no one took them seriously.
But this it the kind of challenge I adore.


I present to you.... 

Where all NPCs are (drinking) Straws and where the Wizard is the only drink.

  1. Install the latest version of SMAPI.
  2. Install Content Patcher.
  3. Download this mod and unzip it into Stardew Valley/Mods.
  4. Run the game using SMAPI.

There are no options for this Content Patcher mod. Everyone is a Straw/Drink. Period.
Look out for some easter eggs!

Happy Modding!

Known Issues
  • Longevity + CP can fight, and Longevity tends to win. Typical modded sprites, such as marriable NPCs, will get longevity spritesheets and not CP spritesheets. If you notice that some NPCs don't make the change, Longevity is the reason.

Thanks to the SDV Discord community for testing and helping me complete this mod. (ParadigmNomad, F4ith, and Minervamaga in particular. Oh and Cat for making the awesome logo!)