Ever seen a Falmer? I sure have. It's undeniable that the only possible reaction to such creatures is overwhelming adoration for just how gosh darn cute they are! They are so god dang adorable that I just had to have a pair of them following me at all times. And what kind of creator would I be if I kept such a pleasure all to myself?

These fellas can be found by their hut in Gloomreach Cavern's first area, conveniently right before a dungeon filled with their not so friendly cousins.
The male uses a shield and sword by default, and the female uses magic and a bound sword.

You can equip different weapons as long as they are the same kinds of weapons that a farmer would use (1H axe, 1H sword, shield, bow, staff). I assume due to the lack of relevant animations for the Falmer skeleton, other weapons (any 2H weapon, mace, dagger, crossbow) won't work so just don't give them those weapon types. Same with armour, only Falmer armour will be shown (although non-Falmer armour is equipped, but remains invisible). They are able to hold torches and attack unarmed though, which is nice.

They use Argonian voices for dialogue (but grunts and stuff are still Falmer), so please just ignore them when they talk about the Hist and other non-Falmer jibber jabber.

For convenience sake, their refIDs are: Blind Jacob / Arepiroth (xx000803) Blind Dana / Yszhina (xx000805).

Now enjoy a little ditty 'bout Jacob & Dana

I just recently discovered this other falmer follower that seems to be more flexible in terms of everything (the only advantage my mod would have is the fact that my falmer are actually just falmer). So maybe that's more what you're looking for.


My Other Mods:
Hold Guard Armour - Guard Diversity Configuration
Shields Increase Armour Skills
Get Lost (In Fast Travel)
Eternal Eclipse - Bloodcursed Auriel's Bow Substitution
Oops. All Creatures
Rescaled Guards SSE
Soul Trap Rune SSE Port