I've been playing with this freaky awesome mod for several years now on both LE and then SE and it's really funny, but, most of you in the comments don't realize that you can trigger one via console code. I like to spawn them whenever I meet a chain gang herding prisoners. You can't attack the guards but you can spawn these Bandits and let them attack. Too bad you can't spawn them and have them go after Gen Tulius!
The idea is really funny and creative, but the risk of loosing my poor village friends keeps me from downloading Still, I imagine the Guard's face to be priceless
This should solve your issue! It is a great mod! It lets you make Skyrim more dangerous for you, but not for the other poor citizens of Skyrim: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53602/
This would be a good idea if the bandits didn't simply spawn right where you're standing. Having them simply appear on your screen kills immersion, and having them spawn SURROUNDING you is annoying (especially if you play on legendary).
Coming back after all this time to say how much I still love this mod. It's the only 'joke' mod I have installed, and I recommend it to anybody looking for mod suggestions. I love the whirlwind of emotions I get - horror, excitement, anticipation - even years later, any time a guard starts saying "I mostly deal with petty thievery...."
That mannequin dude thing standing behind that guard in the first pic scares the s#*! out of me for some reason lmao he has no eyes in the helmet. its creepy. but yea id love to see an MCM added to this to modify the number of bandits that spawn and how strong they are. maybe add some randomization to the types of bandits that spawn like maybe a khajiit here and there and an orc or two. stuff like that. if anyone is good at mod making they should give it a shot. i might but id have to learn how to do that first.
Starting to think about some of the other comments npcs often say:
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead..." *Spawns a mountain of mead above the npc* "Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time." *Dragon spawns somewhere near the map and attacks the npc first* "Whatever you need, Dragonborn. Just say the word." *Hands over all gold/equipment and is dressed in rags* "Bit late to be wandering around, isn't it?" *Instantly fast-forward time to morning, at around 6 am* "They say Helgen got hit by a dragon. One of those horrors comes here, we'll be ready." *Spawn a few dragons* "Just a few more hours and I can crawl under some furs..." *Same with the mead, except with bear furs* "Stormcloaks, Imperials, dragons. Ain't no matter to me what I kill. Let them come." *Spawn a few dragon priests that target the npc* All ideas for the best LOL moments.
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It's been TOO LONG SINCE WE HAD A GOOD BANDIT RAID!!!
Could we please get this for SSE, it might be a k joke mod, but gotta have it on see too =D plz?
Still, I imagine the Guard's face to be priceless
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead..." *Spawns a mountain of mead above the npc*
"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time." *Dragon spawns somewhere near the map and attacks the npc first*
"Whatever you need, Dragonborn. Just say the word." *Hands over all gold/equipment and is dressed in rags*
"Bit late to be wandering around, isn't it?" *Instantly fast-forward time to morning, at around 6 am*
"They say Helgen got hit by a dragon. One of those horrors comes here, we'll be ready." *Spawn a few dragons*
"Just a few more hours and I can crawl under some furs..." *Same with the mead, except with bear furs*
"Stormcloaks, Imperials, dragons. Ain't no matter to me what I kill. Let them come." *Spawn a few dragon priests that target the npc*
All ideas for the best LOL moments.