In Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" series the Night Watch is home to petty thieves, thugs, unemployables, cynical police, and at least one paladin. Oh, and a werewolf. Perhaps there's a place for you.

This alternate version differs from the main version only in that it does not include the "morion" helmet from Bobs Armory, but instead adds a modified bascinet helmet, not entirely unlike some in Paul Kidby's illustrations.