“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”

“Hey, baby! Anybody ever tells you I have beautiful eyes?”

“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”

“But enough about me. Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”

“Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

“It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.”

I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you.”

“Hey, foxy mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”

“Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that—it’s only me!”

“Hey there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? Yeah. She wants me.”

Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”

“Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”

“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”

“Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!”

“Dog, Donkey, Well, They both start with the letter D.”

“Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”

“Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”

“Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why, Me”, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!”

“Hey! How come he gets a banana?”

“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!”

“Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!”“Don’t touch the hair.”

“Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

“Oh mama, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouthful of cavities.”

“But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?”

“Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.”

“You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”

“Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!”

“Jinkies, Isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”

“Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”

Now listen mister, I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.”

“Mmm. Frosted sugar bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”

“My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!”

“This is a men’s fitness magazine; I want to look like this, not at this. I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of!”

“Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”

“I am sickened but curious.”“Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!”

“Jinkies, isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”

“Hey, Santa, It’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”

“Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!”

“You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.”


“Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” — Johnny Bravo


For all of the Legion fans out there, Finally, This is a Legit, all-natural, russian-free and lore friendly joke mod for April Fool's Day I've mostly made from the assets of the Amazing jetacon72 (Although I did do some trashy edits/corrections to the meshes and threw in some clothes too).  More Super Mutant stuff can be found here .

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