Nerevar, we need to talk about your browsing habits. And I know it was you so don't deny it. The device was clearly named "Nerevars_Cellavar." Anyway, we both know Red Mountain's Wi-Fi is meant for professional use only, and we both know that the router logs all the website visits and which device connects to where. Since you started regularly visiting in early Last Seed, we've had a total of three hundred and twenty seven visits to some mongrel Imperial IP address, with it listed as "Buff Orc Mommies dot Com." Twenty of these connections were only in this week alone. Really, Nerevar? I'm aware around a dozen or so visits were from Dagoth Uthol's laptop, but I've already talked to him about it, and he says you're the one who showed him how to get around the illicit website filters that Dagoth Endes installed. Your encouragement of these degenerate browsing habits made Uthol get a virus, and it jumped to every other device on the network. Now Endes has to replace all of our work computers. Do you have any idea how expensive it is refurbishing these old Dwemer devices, let alone how long it takes for us to get in contact with a Dwemer artifact smuggler who has any? This is how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.
Listen, Dagoth. Ur? Can I call you Ur? What? The Dagoth Ur, Sharmat blahblah okay, sure. Look, Voryn, have you seen any female orcs since you got stuck in this mountain, that shares a name with you for some reason? No? Yeah that figures, look, have you SEEN the mommy milkies on them? Motorboating them is like going on a stroll in the Windows XP desktop background. And the THIGHS, Voryn! Look look look, don't give me that s#*!, just look at this picture. Hm? Yeah she's called ThiccThighs6969, what of it? Just...Look at them! By Azura I would wear those as ear mufflers any hour of the day. What? I have a porn addiction? Look, Voryn I don't know what you get up to in that little Shrine to Me that you've built, and I don't want to know, don't start throwing rocks when you live in glass houses. What? Oh okay, fine I'm sorry that was low of me. Hm? Yeah, we're still going on that date night to Balmora, don't worry about it. I love you too.
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Anyway, we both know Red Mountain's Wi-Fi is meant for professional use only, and we both know that the router logs all the website visits and which device connects to where. Since you started regularly visiting in early Last Seed, we've had a total of three hundred and twenty seven visits to some mongrel Imperial IP address, with it listed as "Buff Orc Mommies dot Com." Twenty of these connections were only in this week alone. Really, Nerevar? I'm aware around a dozen or so visits were from Dagoth Uthol's laptop, but I've already talked to him about it, and he says you're the one who showed him how to get around the illicit website filters that Dagoth Endes installed. Your encouragement of these degenerate browsing habits made Uthol get a virus, and it jumped to every other device on the network. Now Endes has to replace all of our work computers. Do you have any idea how expensive it is refurbishing these old Dwemer devices, let alone how long it takes for us to get in contact with a Dwemer artifact smuggler who has any? This is how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.
Kudos to you for making me laugh. I needed that, cheers!