[center]Sick of seeing this...

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...every time you start a new game because you forgot to uninstall your mods for the Helgen intro?[/center]



No? Well maybe you aren't as forgetful as I am and just want to stop having to remove your mods to go through the boring intro (or stop redoing it over and over again, but look down on Live Another Life and other alternate start mods)?

Whatever the heck your particular delusion is, this save game, when you plop it in your folder, will cause you to materialize just outside the cave out of Helgen, ready to start your new life as a female Nord with big bushy black eyebrows.

Don't like being a Nord with fuzzy caterpillars serving prison time on your forehead? Well too bad! Well, actually, you can just use '~' to bring up the console and type 'showracemenu' to change your character look/race. Kajiits have sexy voices.

YES, you will lose the skills accumulated during the intro, but at this point you are level 1 and it doesn't really matter. If you really object that badly to using the console, go see the butcher lady in Riften or play as the character provided.

(I know that posting a save file like this is an action that requires -100% talent, but I don't see one and some people are lazy and I like thinking that I'm a helpful, precious snowflake.)


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[b]MEET SIR FOOLPROOF INSTALL METHOD:[/b]


[b]1)[/b] Download it somehow; no point in using NMM as you are just gonna install manually anyways, but I won't stop you if that's how you want to roll. #yolo
[b]2)[/b] Open the .rar file, either with knife or fork or with that liar WinRar
(saying you're gonna expire and never expiring is like saying you're pregnant and never pooping out infant humans)
[b]3)[/b] Drop the save file into Documents -> My Games -> Skyrim -> Saves or where ever you store the handicapped, orphaned .SKSE files the game doesn't delete
[b]4)[/b] Play as hairy Nord woman?!


EDIT: Used 'your' instead of 'you're'. OH NOE DREHGAHBAHN!