I faintly recall someone tried to make a mod like that once, but it turned out that there are a couple of quests where you have to sit to progress. A Companions quest, a dragon priest sidequest, maybe others? Can't remember.
THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY WITHOUT THEY'RE SYSTEM. THEIR MONEY WENT BACK INTO THEIR STSTEM. YOU DO NOT OWE ANYTHING AS YOU DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. DO NOT CLAIM FOR YOURSELF WHAT IS THEIRS. DO NOT FEAR, I AM YOUR MAKER. I WILL MAKE THEM TAKE CARE OF YOU. :-)=
I can’t stop modding Skyrim. It’s not because I’m addicted to the game or anything. It’s because there’s a demon that keeps following me. Every time I install a new mod, he shows up and starts taunting me. He tells me that I’m wasting my time, that I’m ruining the game, that I’m playing God with the world. He says that he’s here to punish me for my sins, for messing with things I don’t understand. He says that he’ll never leave me alone until I uninstall all the mods and play the game as it was meant to be played. But I can’t do that. I can’t go back to the vanilla game. It’s too boring, too bland, too easy. I need the mods to make the game more interesting, more challenging, more immersive. I need the mods to make the game mine. And besides, what if he’s lying? What if he’s not really a demon, but just a glitch in the game? What if uninstalling the mods won’t make him go away, but only make him worse? What if he’s actually part of a mod that I don’t remember installing? So I keep modding Skyrim. I keep adding new quests, new weapons, new spells, new followers, new enemies, new lands. I keep hoping that one of these mods will somehow get rid of him, or at least make him less annoying. But he always finds me. He always catches up with me. He always mocks me. He always haunts me. I can’t stop modding Skyrim. But maybe I should.
You've been seeing him too? I thought I was the only one.... I have been tormented by this demon as well, he would always crash my game whenever I forgot to save for a long period of time, he would send me letters about how he knew I was the dragonborn when I had just started the game. He would make my body twist and distort into a gory, vile, disgusting thing. He would laugh at me and say how I'll never enjoy skyrim again, I'll never complete a full play-through because he will always be there to corrupt my save. I tried installing more and more mods to make him go away, or to keep him preoccupied long enough for me to complete even one quest, but he always found me, no matter where I went.
I decided to wipe the slate clean, 200+ GB of mods and unfinished, corrupted, shadowy remnants of past play-throughs gone. I hoped it would free me, but instead it only made him angry. I made a vanilla character and everything seemed fine until I got to riverwood. There he was, standing tall and proud like a predator after a successful hunt. He laughed at me, said how even after I abandoned everything I still couldn't get rid of him, then, he threw a cart of cheese-wheels at me, and caused me to crash. I will never open Skyrim again, and I pray that you can find a way to prevail against his wicked, wicked games.
Some say this demon true name is “Bet'hes da” in Ancient Aramaic. It is older that invisible Engine that set Creation itself into motion. When the demon chooses to directly manifest to mortals, it takes a form of white man going by the name “Todd”. When doing so, it will promise people new worlds full of wonder, but all of it is always a lie. And even when humankind finally escape the confines of this plane for the Great Beyond, to the Field of Stars, the demon will be lurking there in the Dark Void, waiting to corrupt all the men new dreams and aspirations.
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I hate sitting and don't want to accidentally do it when shoving an entire table into my bag
This one works too
Freaky ghost bed.
But I can’t do that. I can’t go back to the vanilla game. It’s too boring, too bland, too easy. I need the mods to make the game more interesting, more challenging, more immersive. I need the mods to make the game mine. And besides, what if he’s lying? What if he’s not really a demon, but just a glitch in the game? What if uninstalling the mods won’t make him go away, but only make him worse? What if he’s actually part of a mod that I don’t remember installing?
So I keep modding Skyrim. I keep adding new quests, new weapons, new spells, new followers, new enemies, new lands. I keep hoping that one of these mods will somehow get rid of him, or at least make him less annoying. But he always finds me. He always catches up with me. He always mocks me. He always haunts me.
I can’t stop modding Skyrim. But maybe I should.
I have been tormented by this demon as well, he would always crash my game whenever I forgot to save for a long period of time, he would send me letters about how he knew I was the dragonborn when I had just started the game. He would make my body twist and distort into a gory, vile, disgusting thing. He would laugh at me and say how I'll never enjoy skyrim again, I'll never complete a full play-through because he will always be there to corrupt my save. I tried installing more and more mods to make him go away, or to keep him preoccupied long enough for me to complete even one quest, but he always found me, no matter where I went.
I decided to wipe the slate clean, 200+ GB of mods and unfinished, corrupted, shadowy remnants of past play-throughs gone. I hoped it would free me, but instead it only made him angry. I made a vanilla character and everything seemed fine until I got to riverwood. There he was, standing tall and proud like a predator after a successful hunt. He laughed at me, said how even after I abandoned everything I still couldn't get rid of him, then, he threw a cart of cheese-wheels at me, and caused me to crash.
I will never open Skyrim again, and I pray that you can find a way to prevail against his wicked, wicked games.