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  1. VanKorno
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    Guys, check out my new enemy mod: LE  SE

  2. VanKorno
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    This mod doesn't make negative claims about groups of people in real life.
    When Jesus makes references to some groups (like atheist or satanists), that is obviously meant as a joke. So, satanists, don't get offended by his comments. If you do - feel free to uninstall the mod :)
    If Jesus makes some sexist comments, that's only because I wanted him to be consistent with the Bible. Girls, I hope, you don't get offended by Jesus! If he's being rude to you - feel free to hit him with a fireball!
    If the image of Jesus in your head is different, than the image of Jesus in my head - that's not a reason to get offended. And I hope, reasonable Christians understand that, and don't get offended.
    And if real Jesus exists, he must understand, that this is a parody mod. If you are a famous person, you may become, from time to time, a subject of jokes, parodies etc. If Jesus doesn't like that - he shouldn't have become a celebrity in the first place.

    I, personally, don't feel any hatred towards Christians. I love most Christians (if they don't bully other people). I was a christian preacher myself (but not as annoying, as Heimskr). I respect your right to believe what you believe. I've created "Jesus in Skyrim", first of all, for myself and for those, who would like to have such a follower in the game. Not to offend Christians. If you don't get positive emotions from my mod - don't download it. It's not for you, then.
  3. p3p4rdo
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    JESUCRISTO SUPERSTAR
  4. Rrezz
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    Will we get a Muhamad in Skyrim mod?
    1. NetBattler
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      Muhamad Mod is not available in Skyrim LE/SE, its available in Elderscroll Hammerfell ^_^'
    2. cubbyman1
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      wait. he's the god or the redguard?
    3. EighmyLupin
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      As I've said before I doubt it. Society has deemed it ok to attack Christianity but not Islam. And people have been killed for less when it comes to Mohamed.
    4. cubbyman1
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      because Christians have been taught to be submissive, and to turn the other cheek in the sight of mocking or violence that is directed to them.

      but i much rather this jesus not be like this. because this would make him boring.
    5. Orly1861
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      It all boils down to this..

      Evangelical Christianity is after your money.

      Fundamentalist Islam is after your life...
    6. Bob0o0
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      Jesus Christ
    7. Bob0o0
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      So the only way that I can get Muhamad as a follower is Hammerfell?
    8. p3p4rdo
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      DONT PORT MUHAMMAD, I TRIED IT AND THEN MY PC EXPLODED AFTER SPEAKING IN ARAB
  5. magequeen
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    If only we could have an option to rename him Brian.  Blessed are the cheesemakers, after all.
  6. BOOTSTRAPON
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    This mod is truly a treat. I very much enjoy his singing lmao
  7. gildedlily
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    He summons fish and loaves to throw at the enemy? Incredible. Splendid. Excellent. Magnificent. Fantastic. What is it like to be a genius?
  8. berkiko2000
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    God loves you and Jesus died for your sins, even this foolish thing that you are doing, is already forgiven unfortunately.
    1. VanKorno
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      Yes, and I love Jesus! He's so adorable. I even forgive him for making me die once by blocking the exit from a cave with a bunch of deadly enemies. Still love that guy!
  9. pulpitaffi
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    Hi, I accidentally uninstalled this mod while troubleshooting crashes (it turned out that my game crashed because of this mod) and now I'm stuck walking on water. I don't have a ring and Jesus no longer spawn so I can't "restart" effects of the ring by wearing it and taking off. Is there anything I can do? Maybe teleport Jesus to me?
    1. VanKorno
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      You can use the MCM-menu to summon Jesus. Not sure if he'll help you though. His ways are mysterious... 
    2. Eternitea700707
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      I just wanted to add, that Jesus was not at all sexist.  In fact, some of his followers were.   He revealed many mysteries to women, appeared in Spirit form to women at the tomb, saved the woman who was going to be stoned to death because of false witnesses, healed the woman who had an issue of severe menstrual bleeding, and let a woman join the "group of men", Mary of Magdala, as one of the "unnamed disciples.

      The "writers" of the bible were most definitely sexist - the religious / political order, which is still around today and owns the money, of whom Jesus spoke of as the "den of vipers."

      So until Jesus is not "sexist", I won't download it.  :)
    3. VanKorno
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      Maybe when one of his 12 apostles is a woman... :)
  10. lordmogul
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    I love how this is simultaneously hilarious and lore accurate.

    Can he cast magelight and say "let there be light"?
  11. Agentxeljah
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    nevermind it was a different mod causing problems
  12. Agentxeljah
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    unfortunetly when i tried entering dragonsreach with him the game immedietly crashed.