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Occupationally she hits the nail on the head though.
Running out of ideas for the Virus story now. Just about covered all the stupid stuff.
But guess it won't be long before something stupid happens in the world again.
Title = They had travelled to Solitude with medical supplies…
Idiot Elf = Hello Sir. We have a delivery of leeches. Where should we take them?
Guard Gary= The Apothecary I guess. But if you want my advice, I’d get out of town as soon as you are done there. This place is mental at the moment.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = Yes, we saw the crowd. Don’t they realize this virus is killing everyone?
Guard Gary= It’s a Solitude thing. They believe that nothing has greater importance than their own immediate needs.
Idiot Elf = Well I guess haircuts and Sweet Rolls are important.
Guard Gary= Oh great! Just what this city needs. Another idiot!
Lydia = Have you met her before or was that a lucky guess?
Idiot Elf = Surely the Jarl can force them back home?
Guard Gary= You’d have thought so wouldn’t you. But these are complicated times and she needs to tread carefully.
Idiot Elf = Carefully! You have the backing of a whole Imperial garrison here. She must be able to enforce the lockdown.
Guard Gary= Unfortunately, she’s the one that’s inciting them to come out. She’s trying to remain popular with the people.
Lydia = Really? Why would the Jarl want to do that?
Guard Gary= It’s coming up to an election, and I guess she thinks people with neat haircuts and extra tooth decay are more likely to vote for her.
Idiot Elf = For the love of Mara! That’s mad!
Idiot Elf = Doesn’t she realize that this virus has already taken more lives than the last four wars put together?
Guard Gary= People here have a short memory, and seem to trust a colourful leader that repeats themself constantly.
Lydia = Crikey! And I thought you were the biggest idiot!
Subtitle = Next Time… The cancer of Politics.