I never understood how the dead tart became the skyrim communities favored waifu. From the moment you release her she does nothing but complain. "It's cold!" "It's too bright!" "Can we go indoors?" "are we there yet?", s' like having an attention deficit angsty teen on a really really long and really really gruelling car ride. Thus, this mod has become my new favorite thing. <3
To be honest, I really never noticed how much she complained until I got the request for a mod to strike her with lightning when she complained about "Skyrims Beautiful Weather..." The I started to notice that there is no making her happy. My favorite is when you exit Dimhollow Cave for the first time and she's "I can Breath!", "Even this weather is better than a cave", " Lets get indoors, or, in cave, just anywhere out of.. this" all in under 1 minute...
But anyways the more I worked on this, the more I felt it was truly needed...
I don't even know if this mod works. I haven't played the Dawnguard quests in ages because I am a teacher in real life. I get paid for dealing with spoilt, angsty teenage girls and have to deal with their callow attempts at sarcasm. Shoot me in my knee if I do this in my free time again.
I don't want to spoil all the surprises, but just wait to see some of the other things Sheogorath throws at her....However, the books were the second edition prints Hermaeus was tossing out after getting first editions... Sheogorath just put them to better use....
Yeah, but it's Sheogorath... Do you really think he's worried about stepping on Mora's toes ( If Mora had any Toes). He'd probably fill Mora's Library with Flame Atronachs just for giggles.
duh.. xD well i just wanted you to consider using the tentacle whip thing that often surfaces out of the wells in his realm of Apocrypha .. well if you haven't already xP
There are mods similar to this one that punish Nazeem & Heimskr if I recall correctly. Braith seriously needs some punishment too. So does Jarl Balgruuf's daughter, Dagny.
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But anyways the more I worked on this, the more I felt it was truly needed...
Just downloaded to be able to endorse.
.. well if you haven't already xP
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I'll take it.
I think Serana being punished like this, is completely neccessary!
but then again, she's already a vampire...
HAWT FILES OR BUST