I use this one whenever I can, it's hysterical! Just...be careful if you catch him on the top of the stairs with this. The fall from that far up tends to kill him. Now for some of you, that's not a problem, I know. But as I like to send him flying repeatedly, I prefer not to.
I downloaded this in 2015 and I have to say I still chuckle everytime Nazeem takes trip to the clouds its the best solution to his arrogance so i just wanted to stop by and let you know its still too funny to fall of my load list.
Just saying, you missed one key annoying phrase and a mod to go with: If any guard dares to complain about their assignment to guard duty and say their cousin is out fighting dragons, it spawns a dragon right in front of them. They'd better be thankful they have guard duty, cause their cousin probs died fighting dragons. Heroic as it may be, it's still an excruciatingly painful way to go.
I love this... and I HATE Nazeem. But do you know who else is just as hate-able... if not even more so? NIRANYE! Have you ever completed the College of Winterhold quest line, received the Archmage robes and worn them proudly? Try wearing them into Windhelm's market district and stop by Niranye's lousy little stall. She has the nerve to insinuate that the PC "stole" their Archmage robes "from a REAL mage". Humph!
Such audacity deserves a " Dragon Punishment " with some fire and lightning from on high mixed in!!! Can you make that happen? I would really love that!
Dallesse, this particular insult is tied to Niranye's voice type, I've had Thalmor make the same insult. The voice type is Female Elf Haughty. Now if there's an NPC who deserves justice and hasn't gotten it then I nominate Njada Stonearm and Delphine. To get a taste of Stonearm and not join the Companions just try talking to her after the fight with Athis when you first enter Jorvaaskr and with Delphine - the reasons are just too many to count.
If I would recommend ANYONE with the "Female Elf Haughty" voice type be taught a lesson I would choose Endarie from Radiant Raiment in Solitude. I feel like her sister (Taarie) is SLIGHTLY more standable, but Endarie is just....pretty much THE MOST anyone High Elf character in the whole game...if you ask me. Also, Tremere, I completely agree with the Delphine choice. Boy would I like to see her get uh..."smote from the sky" so to speak, she CERTAINLY deserves it. I really CANNOT STAND HER. >.>
99% side with Paartu not because he has some logic, that he has, but because Delphine is a complete tyrant witch. Paartu will never ask you to kill a close ally for a personal vendetta. He will never ask you either to do so abusing your authority. And the funny part is that Delphine is your subordinate, in theory, cause Blades serve the dragonborns, but she is such a witch, that she will entirely close your access to Esbern, that is indeed a decent guy.
To sum up, you end up joining with a faction that offers nearly nothing: no gear, no special items, and just a "concentrate in the word" bonus. You don't join the faction that offers nice items, a free nexus for followers, which are by the way equipped with a very powerful equipment, nice side quests, and even a pretty awesome permanent bonus from Esbern, cause of Delphine....
BTW, same thing that happens with the CW. Ulfric and all his commanders are so damn hateable that is like: "F*ck off... I'm gonna join the Imperial Legion even though I have killed the Emperor and his cousin..."
I'll use this in combination with the "JesterNazeem" mod. Nothing more satisfying than seeing Nazeem in a Jester gear and being punished ^^
Edit: The JesterNazeem mod plugin can even be disabled by Wrye Bash and works :-) Edit: Found a nice texture replacer for the Jester Suit so he looks even more pathetic (see image)
Holy cow dude, I just found this mod via today's top post on r/Skyrim (https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/aogxy3/i_launched_nazeem_into_the_cloud_district_for_his), and I just want you to know that over 12,000 people (myself included) are absolutely cracking up at this. I can't believe it took me so long to find this!!
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PLEASE do something like this with Braith!
Have you ever completed the College of Winterhold quest line, received the Archmage robes and worn them proudly? Try wearing them into Windhelm's market district and stop by Niranye's lousy little stall. She has the nerve to insinuate that the PC "stole" their Archmage robes "from a REAL mage". Humph!
Such audacity deserves a " Dragon Punishment " with some fire and lightning from on high mixed in!!!
Can you make that happen? I would really love that!
-Dallesse
To sum up, you end up joining with a faction that offers nearly nothing: no gear, no special items, and just a "concentrate in the word" bonus. You don't join the faction that offers nice items, a free nexus for followers, which are by the way equipped with a very powerful equipment, nice side quests, and even a pretty awesome permanent bonus from Esbern, cause of Delphine....
BTW, same thing that happens with the CW. Ulfric and all his commanders are so damn hateable that is like: "F*ck off... I'm gonna join the Imperial Legion even though I have killed the Emperor and his cousin..."
Edit: The JesterNazeem mod plugin can even be disabled by Wrye Bash and works :-)
Edit: Found a nice texture replacer for the Jester Suit so he looks even more pathetic (see image)