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   negerkoenig

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   15 April 2014, 6:00PM

   Bruce Lee still kicked his ass
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      VladYvhv

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      29 May 2020, 2:38AM

      Only in a movie...
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   rebelco

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   04 August 2015, 5:28AM

   Again I ask the question....where can he be found?
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   haldir307

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   02 May 2015, 10:18AM

   Chuck Norris does not need to shout to eliminate dragons, his whisper is enough for it!
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   heyiforgot

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   02 May 2015, 2:17AM

   Imperial Ranger? Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting! He goes killing
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   fatman3194

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   05 May 2014, 3:51AM

   where can i find him it isnt in the description? thank you
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      lastbytescout

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      18 November 2014, 5:18PM

      You can't find Chuck Norris , Chuck Norris will find you.
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   Cliven

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   29 April 2014, 9:42AM

   Chuck Norris is NOT a follower!He simply lets the Dragonborn follow from in front.
   
   He does this in order to confuse others and to keep an eye on things while the Dragonborn gets in trouble. He also uses this position to pass along subliminal orders to the Dragonborn, these relayed through vibrations of his beard.
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   Dozer989

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   16 April 2014, 3:10PM

   Nirn does not rotate, Chuck Norris simply walks in one direction everyday.
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   nunahime

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   15 April 2014, 10:54AM

   There are 10 million people in the Skyrim because Chuck Norris allows them to live!
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   Magickingdom

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   15 April 2014, 5:29AM

   The Barrens would have been boring with out Chuck Norris.
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    thegreenman42

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    15 April 2014, 2:41AM

    I like to think he killed and skinned an ebony to get that armor in the second picture.