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  1. minafknruumes
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    best mod i've ever seen. the whole time i've played skyrim, my only complaint has been that there just aren't enough calipers, and this finally fixed the glaring problem this game has always had.
  2. Nightshade1293
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    lol epic voice actor for the mod lol...but WHY...lol you guys were like...hey so the development team was thinking we need to update bruma and at least let the players able to visit the white tower and the main big city.
    Development leader~..I HATE THAT IDEA!
    LETS MAKE A SMALL BUT WELL NEEDED ADD-ON FOR SKYRIM AND ADD AMAZING TEXTURED Calipers!
    TEAM~ omg this is THE GREATEST, LETS MAKE SURE WHEN PLAYERS ZOOM IN ON THE CALIPERS THEY SEE THE FIRE MARKS FROM WHEN THE CALIPERS WERE MADE WITH TOOLS! EVERY DETAIL MATTERS!!!!!!
    ( btw were are my 4k textures for this! lol, and i swear you guys make a 4k texture for this I will die lol )
    1. badfiber
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      XD
  3. jlk1337
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    This is a joke mod XD.
  4. OldStacky
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    Please can somebody tell me how to start this mod!
  5. orrsome007
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    Finally!! When I first bought Skyrim I was always disappointed to find no callipers anywhere, and for this reason stopped playing… I'm glad this mod has come out to rectify Bethesda's mistake, and create a sense of inner peace to one such as me, so thank you Beyond Skyrim Calipers

    PS - You spelt callipers wrong
    1. Camonna Tong
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      Callipers is the British spelling, and Calipers is the American spelling, so technically they (We) did not spell it wrong.

      In Oblivion it was spelled "Calipers" too.
    2. SSxCAMOUFLAGE
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      In response to post #13582860. #13605110 is also a reply to the same post.
       

      spelled*

      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spelt

      You ironic imbecile.
       
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    3. UnknownSquid
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      This is a serious thread now guys. The rules have been spoken. Humorous notes on spelling not allowed. Serious business.
    4. TreborMarg
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      Actually "spelt" was spelled correctly and it's meaning is the same regardless of witch ear heard it the loudest. The English language is full of inconsistencies such as this; tackle for instance Calipers and Callipers, both kurrect speelledings, thoughT both from different sides of the pond. So witch came first? The English English or the Merikun Ingeshes??? Do I even care? Prolly sumwut, but probably not at all either.

      Perhaps it's an absurdly simple answer as in "Witch came first, the chicken or the egg?". Well that depends on what Type of egg you're asking about now doesn't it? Obviously The Egg came first, but the chicken had to have come before the Chicken Egg. Both perspective and context needs 2B tooked into a count hear.

      Now, you may ask why anyone would even bother or care? And your question would be well warranted and in the majority of cases; unanswerable. So where do we go from here? well you could try to simplify things by taking this theory.... ... .. ....
    5. dpgillam
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      This whole segment is further proof that too many people need to get laid more often!
    6. OldStacky
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      A chicken is an eggs method of reproduction, and more fun when throwing at politicians.
  6. reatsomeyon
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    Where to start this quest?
    1. OldStacky
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      Seconded. No quest start, no fast travel marker. Please help!
  7. ckani
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    Maiq is always in search of calipers but, finds none. Where could they have gone?

    1. zachsaballer
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      Don't worry, M'aiq, Uncle Sheo (and the Beyond Skyrim team) has got our backs.
      Actually, since M'aiq is a Khajiit, he wouldn't know the Prince of Madness as Sheogorath. Khajiit know of him as.............SHEGGORATH, THE SKOOMA CAT! (who awesomely made an appearance in ESO, as a house cat wearing a Sheogorath outfit who caused tons of mischief lol).
      Uncle Sheggo has our back, M'aiq! The sacred calipers are here now!
  8. zachsaballer
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    lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
  9. TelShadow
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    Thank you.
  10. MoonSpot
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    Would you have preferred tongs instead?

    Confirmed! Next installment to be "Let me see that tong-ton-ton-tong=tong".

    Still, we must lament a bit that even the fabled B.S.DC team seems to be too afraid to take on the holy grail of immersion modding and have no plans for:
    Spatula City
    1. SeventyEightFahrenheit
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      Morag Tong? :P