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   Shadeybladey

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   21 July 2023, 6:55PM

   I loved this mod, but not used it for a few years as most of the guards in Whiterun died and there were not enough to defend against vampires!
   
   Divine Punishment for an Arrow to the Knee was also a lot of fun!
   
   Plenty of free loot from both!
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   Madrias

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   07 January 2022, 1:37AM

   Ah, I missed this mod.  Now, I've got a certain sweet-roll loving Khajiit following me, and I was wondering where I could get more sweetrolls for him...  This is easier than learning how to bake the silly things.
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   XenaOGWP

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   09 August 2020, 6:38PM

   Feeding guards to my kids is the new best part of my game lmao
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   bruhbruhsmh

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   13 February 2020, 3:15AM

   Small idea i hate how guards always are like "what is it" "what do you want" make it so when they ask you questions about what you want to happen they get get shot by 50 arrows by Aedric Gods.
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   SRZENINGUEM

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   26 December 2019, 3:55AM

   Yes.
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   XenaOGWP

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   30 May 2019, 5:22AM

   This is the best mod ever! Now I can feed the snarky guards to my kids lmao
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   utofaery

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   16 January 2018, 4:19PM

   Is there anything like Daedric lord punishment for taking stuff off altar or shrines too??
   
   I believe I see that before but don't know why can't find it anymore.
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   Bersark93

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   15 January 2018, 4:24AM

   If there was a mod that punishes Nils for telling me his name and life story like its an AA meeting every time I pass him, that would be great.
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   ScorpioMaurus

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   20 June 2017, 3:56PM

   Had to say I love this mod, Unfortunately I have another mod that cuts down on random strangers speaking to you and also reduces how often guards talk about sweetrolls and arrows to the knee so I had to talk to a guard 30+ times to test the mod but it does work perfectly and it's hilarious
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    Pallor

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    01 September 2015, 7:48AM

    The fact that I can only understand the words "Sweet Roll", in this video, somehow makes it even better.
    https://youtu.be/8upKDZYGX8o
    
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       theaugustone

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       09 May 2017, 7:01AM

       your comment with the video = gold hilarity XD