*You sit at a table eating dinner with Martin Septim and Jauffre*
Martin Septim: "Hey, I remember every blow job I've ever got. How bout you (To Hero of Kvatch)? You remember your first blow job?"
Hero of Kvatch: "(Hesitantly) Yeah, course."
Martin Septim: "How long did it take for the guy to cum? HEHEHEHE you hear that (Beckons to Jauffre)? I said you remember you first blow job? He said yeah. I said, how long did it take for the guy to cum, hehehehe"
"Charles Fargoth..." "How da f*#@ do you know dat?" "He says he was your first.. but I feel many more. That one's laughing. Nettlebane? He want's to know if it's still itching."
I'll tell yer one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Uriel Septim as a body type 2, just f***in plummeted. To f***in cry like a body type 1? It's a f***kin disgrace
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Martin Septim: "Hey, I remember every blow job I've ever got. How bout you (To Hero of Kvatch)? You remember your first blow job?"
Hero of Kvatch: "(Hesitantly) Yeah, course."
Martin Septim: "How long did it take for the guy to cum? HEHEHEHE you hear that (Beckons to Jauffre)? I said you remember you first blow job? He said yeah. I said, how long did it take for the guy to cum, hehehehe"
*END SCENE*
Down Elsweyr way
"How da f*#@ do you know dat?"
"He says he was your first.. but I feel many more. That one's laughing. Nettlebane? He want's to know if it's still itching."
Fighters guild? He's gotta go!