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Skyler: So what do you think. Do I make a great looking wonder woman.
Mellow: I don't know, Did she have such wide hips.
Skyler: Did you just call me fat?
Mellow: No I didn't mean
Skyler: That I look like a *Guar in a tutu.
Mellow: Its not that,
Skyler: I'm going to kick your Skinny, Elven, (censored) from here to the Imperial Market Place.
Mellow: Eek!

Part two of this can be found here
*Guars are the primary domesticated herd animal of Morrowind, and are not usually aggressive. Dunmer sometimes use them as pack animals.