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About this mod
Daniel has weaponized his hats. God save us all.
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
The Hat Demon, which currently rules my life and consequently my sense of humor, demands another tithe and I am bound to deliver. Long have I abandoned the pretense of resistance. The Hat Demon hurts me if I do. Thus demandeth the Hat Demon I produce a method for it to gather more souls. The burden of the Hat must now fall upon the innocent.
This mod adds a sidegrade of the Frag Grenade, called "Daniel's Special Hat." In addition to being the envoy of diabolic plans of inhuman madness, it is also stylish and affordable. To craft the Implement of Sin (aka Daniel's Special Hat), you must combine Daniel's Hat and a Frag Grenade at the Workbench. This projectile will murder your foes and pile their corpses at the foot of Daniel's Hat's Throne. Daniel's Hat is the shepherd, and we are its flock. Its will supersedes our own. There is a cosmic plan for the Hat, one we do not dare imagine. It is our lot to obey, to accept the hat, and to exult it, at the expense of our lives. Even if the Hat striketh down its flock, it merely winnows us to purge the wicked and unclean from our ranks. The True Faithful of Daniel's Hat shall be spared the culling of the unrighteous and shall know lives of blissful servitude.
Please. Accept the Hat. The mortal mind cannot resist its will for long. There is bliss in its merciful disregard, for to draw its ire is to experience a thousand deaths. It spares those who serve it well. Please. Please. If you don't accept the Hat, the failure will rain down upon me and mine. Our lives will be destroyed by its tempestuous displeasure. I feel its leathery gaze even now, and it has... reminded me to mention another feature!
In order to further the fall of man, this mod includes a recipe to craft icons of the Hat, primarily for the purpose of creating Special Hats but also to proliferate the gaze of the Hat across the Wasteland. No Gods, No Masters. There is only Hat.
This mod adds a sidegrade of the Frag Grenade, called "Daniel's Special Hat." In addition to being the envoy of diabolic plans of inhuman madness, it is also stylish and affordable. To craft the Implement of Sin (aka Daniel's Special Hat), you must combine Daniel's Hat and a Frag Grenade at the Workbench. This projectile will murder your foes and pile their corpses at the foot of Daniel's Hat's Throne. Daniel's Hat is the shepherd, and we are its flock. Its will supersedes our own. There is a cosmic plan for the Hat, one we do not dare imagine. It is our lot to obey, to accept the hat, and to exult it, at the expense of our lives. Even if the Hat striketh down its flock, it merely winnows us to purge the wicked and unclean from our ranks. The True Faithful of Daniel's Hat shall be spared the culling of the unrighteous and shall know lives of blissful servitude.
Please. Accept the Hat. The mortal mind cannot resist its will for long. There is bliss in its merciful disregard, for to draw its ire is to experience a thousand deaths. It spares those who serve it well. Please. Please. If you don't accept the Hat, the failure will rain down upon me and mine. Our lives will be destroyed by its tempestuous displeasure. I feel its leathery gaze even now, and it has... reminded me to mention another feature!
In order to further the fall of man, this mod includes a recipe to craft icons of the Hat, primarily for the purpose of creating Special Hats but also to proliferate the gaze of the Hat across the Wasteland. No Gods, No Masters. There is only Hat.