Description

Ever find it weird that the only way to get a haircut in this game is to become an Elvis cosplayer or let an advanced surgical robot with a cranky personality reconstruct your entire face? Me too.

This mod adds a load of NPCs who will, for a (usually) small fee - cut your hair! No more leather jackets or programmed buzzsaws, just one of the oldest professions in human history making a comeback in the post-end times.

Features:

• 7 Fully voiced NPCs in various thematically appropriate locations.
• High quality spliced vanilla lines.
• Custom assets.
• Varied service costs, including the Legion tonsor only taking Legion coin.
• Hidden backstories and implied associations, you'll see.
• Uses an brand new engine-level function in JG that was specifically made for this mod from the author of New Vegas Tick Fix himself, Carxt. (Yes really)
• The legion are restricted from giving you any haircuts that they consider to be degenerate.
• Easter Eggs and skill checks.
  

Barbers and their locations:

Arch Jr. - Novac
Jizzy D - The 188
Bubba - Mojave Outpost
Barbie Rosenberg - The Strip, outside Vault 21
Al Opecic - Westside
Legion Tonsor - The Fort
Trimmy - Jacobstown


FAQs:

Someone: Did you use AI for the voices or anything else?

Me: Nope, line repurposing and splicing.

Someone: Is this compatible with X?

Me: Should be compatible with almost everything, unless a mod drops a building on the exact locations of the NPCs.

Someone: Why did you make this mod?

Me: Fun and too work with my friends.

Someone: Realism? X is wrong!

Me: I don't care.

Installation:

Installs like any other mod, manually or using a mod manager, I recommend the latter for easy uninstallation.

Uninstallation:

Installation in reverse.

Credits & Thanks:

Xilandro, who didn't actually do anything for this particular mod but you should click this link anyway:

Carxt for the initial idea, tons of input, more ideas, help and an entirely custom function inside JG just for this mod, love you brother!
Hopper31 for miscellaneous help and the intact mirror asset!
Pixelhate for the custom animated barber pole asset!
SpeedyB64 for Speedy Resources, which I used to assembly a neon barber sign.
puddlepond for the gender neutral Merc Grunt outfit I used to give Dornan a tank top.
Jokerine for the dogtags asset.
AVeryUncreativeUsername for the FPGE support! :pepeglare:
Everyone on a certain discord server:


Everyone who supports my efforts on Patreon, your continued support means more to me then I can put into words.