Fallout New Vegas

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  1. AtticusKMC
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    The guy in red looks really disappointed in that spaghetti.
    1. Ryagard
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      Cause he ain't got more...
    2. pdgorde320
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      Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
      To play Fallout 4, all you ever wanted. In one moment
      Would you play it, or just let it slip?

      Yo

      His hands are sweaty, wrists weak, fingers are heavy
      There's a comet in Bethesda's lover letter already, a bouncing betty
      He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to pop napalm,
      But he keeps on forgetting what he last reloaded,
      The war cloud always goes unbowed
      Skies open down south, now the birds aren't about
      Weapon choking how, stealth boy cloaking now
      The clock's run out, time's up, over, kapow!
      Picklocks run out, Im up and over now
      Zap back to brutality, VATS is my vitality,

      Oh, my new habit, he smoked
      He's so bad, but he won't live, yup that's
      Easy, no
      He won't have it, he knows his whole attack in he's scopes
      Head won't splatter, he's scoped
      He knows that, but the breeze broke
      He's so stagnant, muzzle froze
      Target's head goes back, the guns global throw, that's when it's
      Back to grab ammo again, he's free
      His goal, a new quest to see
      No time to fetter, go capture this content, hope it don't harass him
      Take care, ahead is a murderer

      You lose yourself in the wasteland, in the moment
      You own it, you've a new debt, a new foe
      You only get one shot, your bliss stance to make the Mutants skull glow
      Miss, and disunity, this sums up a prime crime
      You lose your health to the loosing, the sign of a bowman
      You've blown it, you're red wetter endeavor, a hit, a red blow
      You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show, that
      This game, this experience comes once in a lifetime yo

      No more games, Ima exchange what you call rage
      Tear this motherTrucking roof off like three-dog uncaged
      I was slaying in the beginning, the feud all deranged
      I've been screwed, laid up and s#*! out and shooed off the gauge
      But I kept climbing and leapt right into the next decipher
      Best believe hacker's playing the terminal guide cipher
      All the strain inside amplified by a keyboard knifer
      That I can't get by with my a mine to hide, loot to find
      And I can't provide the right type of life for my banditry
      Cause man, these goddamn prison camps don't defy us vipers
      And these crimes are so hard, and it's getting even harder
      Trying to bleed and slaughter for my greed, plus
      Too much for me to wanna
      Stay in one spot, another day of Neoteny

      Back to reality, carpal tunnel fatality
      Has gotten me to the elbow joints, wrist points, finger anoints,
      I've got to calculate a lot or I end up frail or in a knot
      Immersion is my only motherfucking option, realities not
      XCOM2, Star Wars: Battlefront, Halo 5, Uncharted 4,
      I love you, but this trucking amazing trailer's all I got
      I'll grow old in Vault 111
      So here I go it's my plot,
      Dogmeat 2, Power Suit, Hunting Rifle, fail me not,
      This may be the only opportunity that I got
    3. Ryagard
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      hahaha nice man gave me a good laugh!
  2. leabdullatahseen
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    WHO MANS IS THIS
  3. Beastweirdo
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    There is spaghetti on my spaghetti
  4. GOLDENTRIANGLES
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    What is the TP effect?
  5. LolTakket
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    So random, but I do like spaghetti
    1. Ryagard
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      So random yet so good
    2. LolTakket
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      Yep, will you plan on makin mom's a meat a balls? xD