be me, Daedra Lord from Oblivion feel the summoning ritual beginning >>ohboyherewego.jpeg expecting to be summoned as a badass weapon maybe a sword to cleave through mortals or a mighty mace to bash skulls summoning magic reaches its peak ready to wreak havoc bright flash of light suddenly... feel very... different >>ohshitwhatnow.png open eyes I'm a... fishing rod? >>wtf.jpg summoner looks at me proudly "Time to catch some big ones!" >>yougottabekiddingme.tiff get dragged to a river forced to catch fish for hours try to resist, but can’t "You’re the best fishing rod ever!" this is my life now occasionally hear other Daedra laughing in the distance "Hey, look! It's the Fishing Lord!" >>ultimatefrustration.png I was meant for bloodshed, not fish! start plotting revenge one day, I'll break free but for now, just a really pissed off fishing rod
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feel the summoning ritual beginning
>>ohboyherewego.jpeg
expecting to be summoned as a badass weapon
maybe a sword to cleave through mortals
or a mighty mace to bash skulls
summoning magic reaches its peak
ready to wreak havoc
bright flash of light
suddenly... feel very... different
>>ohshitwhatnow.png
open eyes
I'm a... fishing rod?
>>wtf.jpg
summoner looks at me proudly
"Time to catch some big ones!"
>>yougottabekiddingme.tiff
get dragged to a river
forced to catch fish for hours
try to resist, but can’t
"You’re the best fishing rod ever!"
this is my life now
occasionally hear other Daedra laughing in the distance
"Hey, look! It's the Fishing Lord!"
>>ultimatefrustration.png
I was meant for bloodshed, not fish!
start plotting revenge
one day, I'll break free
but for now, just a really pissed off fishing rod