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  1. Freeasabird767
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    Uuuhm No thank you.
    1. Merlord
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      Understandable, thanks for dropping by 
  2. HaleophantGreen
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    Nerevarine: "...the villagers then process the stools. It is the combination of the comberry and the gastric juices of the guar that give Guarno Coffee its unique flavor and aroma...

    ...You're s***ing me."

    Julan: "Guars beat me to it!"

    *cue uncontrollable laughter from both*
  3. GazdaPaja
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    Awesome! Wish there was an option to make him poop when I want, like stimulate his arse or something immersive like that
  4. Kazuya482
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    Mans out here making us eat shit.

    10/10
  5. HedyL
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    the sound effect of the guar ripping ass is a bit much
    1. Merlord
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      Thank you, yes it is!
  6. JettN77
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    i feel just like a guar after i drink it
  7. JettN77
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    wow this mod is the s#*!

  8. Elitheia
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    I used to read a lot about the cat dropping coffee (the cats aren't being treated well, it's actually a horrible business in concerns of animal welfare but our Guars are free and happy at least ) and find it sweet that this idea gets implemented into Morrowind in such a cool way, endorsed
  9. Solora
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    Now we need a farming mod to use the guarno!
    1. spaznort11
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      I would recommend the farm mod http://mwmodders.com/farmermod.html
      There's a comberry farm near vivec
    2. Solora
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      I've looked into it before, but I can't find too much on it. It looks pretty old (all the files in the zip are dated around 2006)? Anyone use it and know if it's finished/stable/conflicting majorly with big mods aside from the few listed on its page? I've just gotten my install and load order perfect and I'm hesitant about adding new unknown mods.
  10. hideaki411
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    Nerevarine: Mmm, this Coffee is delicious, and the pottery is lovely.
    Nibani Maesa: It's made from guarno.
    Nerevarine: Guarno! Sounds so familiar...
    [Nerevarine starts licking the remains of the Coffee from the bottom of the cup
    Nibani Maesa: Guar droppings.
    [Nerevarine drops the cup spitting the remains of the Coffee and wiping off his tongue]
    Nibani Maesal: Guarno is their chief resource, they use it to made many things in Morrowind.
    Nerevarine: Yyyyyummay!