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  1. Sandcom
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    i appreciate adding a lore-friendly way for coffee in vvardenfell.
  2. GazdaPaja
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    Awesome! Wish there was an option to make him poop when I want, like stimulate his arse or something immersive like that
    1. Marduk23
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      Our man right here wants to shag a guar. A proper ashlander, alright.
  3. watercoloredch
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    This mod is a reference to the HORRIBLE practice of making Civet (a beautiful cat-like animal) Coffee in Asia.
    They lock these beautiful animals in tiny cages and force feed them nothing but coffee beans all day.
    A Civet is a very much WILD and energetic animal.
    If you can stomach it, go watch the videos of how these poor animals lose their f*#@ing minds in these cages until they start biting themselves and either die from the self-inflicted wounds, or die from organ failure caused by severe malnutrition. 
  4. Freeasabird767
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    Uuuhm No thank you.
    1. Merlord
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      Understandable, thanks for dropping by 
  5. HaleophantGreen
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    Nerevarine: "...the villagers then process the stools. It is the combination of the comberry and the gastric juices of the guar that give Guarno Coffee its unique flavor and aroma...

    ...You're s***ing me."

    Julan: "Guars beat me to it!"

    *cue uncontrollable laughter from both*
  6. Kazuya482
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    Mans out here making us eat shit.

    10/10
  7. HedyL
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    the sound effect of the guar ripping ass is a bit much
    1. Merlord
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      Thank you, yes it is!
  8. JettN77
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    i feel just like a guar after i drink it
  9. JettN77
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    wow this mod is the s#*!

  10. Elitheia
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    I used to read a lot about the cat dropping coffee (the cats aren't being treated well, it's actually a horrible business in concerns of animal welfare but our Guars are free and happy at least ) and find it sweet that this idea gets implemented into Morrowind in such a cool way, endorsed