Super Skill Advance (Cheat mod)
This mod simply makes all skills advance insanely fast!!!

DISCLAIMER: This readme contains swearing and possibly insults...
Try not to get offended, as they are only aimed at lazy people who cares not to read this readme.
And the insults are more aimed at people who DID read this, but not followed the guidelines...
After all, 80% of humans are absolutely DUMB STUPID MORONS!

ALWAYS READ THE READMES

____ Install
1;;; Put the "Super Skill Advance - Load last.esp" into the "Data Files" Folder of "Morrowind" Installation.
2;;; Read the "Usage" section BEFORE continuing!!! Fools are those who don't read it!
3;;; Use a Mod Manager to make the mod load LAST.
Nexus Mod Manager (NMM) is good for setting Load order.
(Due to laziness, i will not explain how NMM works...)
4;;; PROFIT!

____ RECOMMENDED USAGE! -- READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS.......
It is best to start a new game with this, BUT IT IS NOT NEEDED... However:
Acrobatics and Athletics level insanely fast, and should NEVER be a major or minor skill!
If you use this mod and have Athletics or Acrobaics set as either a Major or Minor skill, i will call you a fool!!!

Now, for the more important part:

____ Usage - New game:
If you enabled the mod, disable it again.
1;;; Start the game, and make your character by
going through the Census and Excise Office (tutorial of the game).
2;;; If you were stupid enough NOT to read my warning:
DON'T TAKE ACROBATICS OR ATHLETCS AS EITHER MINOR OR MAJOR!!! (seriously, a waste!!!)
3;;; Then save the game and exit the game.
4;;; Now go to your NMM or whatever you use for mod managing and activate this fun cheat mod.
5;;; Load up the game and have fun!

A;;; You can see you did the above wrong if your athletics starts to level when you start to follow he guard.
might be fun... but if you got atleast half a brain, you'll quickly realize the bad/downside of this.
If you a new to the game, which i'd be surprised if you where at thi time, just trust me when i say this:
DISABLE THE GOD DAMNED MOD AND START A NEW GAME FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
I didn't make this readme to be ignored or just because i wanted to... i made it for a reason, moron!

____ Usage - ongoing game:
1;;; have a look at this banana: https://media.mercola.com/assets/images/foodfacts/banana-og.jpg
2;;; Just activate the mod like any other mod and enjoy.

I have played Morrowind for a looong time now, and i have learned many things.
One of things is that taking Acrobatics or Athletics as Minor or Major
(weather it's because of this mod or not) is stupid as all fucking hell!!!

I can understand why it seems smart, but it's a waste.
I never found much logic in it, and personally never used it that much.
You quickly end up messing with spell making and enchanting, making them useless to train.
Oh well...

Also, the next part is just kinda useless nonsese i found on the internet...
Yes i just googled "Did you know" facts :P
____ Did you know....
Did you know goldfish can see both infrared and ultraviolet light.

Did you know the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.

Did you know 85% of plant life is found in the ocean.

Did you know a lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue.

Did you know birds need gravity to swallow.