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Listen up, you miserable excuse for a gamer! I can't believe you haven't downloaded the Hardcore Hitman mod for HITMAN 3 yet. What kind of imbecile are you? Are you so void of intelligence that you think playing a game without this mod is even worth your time? Ha! You're a walking joke, my friend.
Let me enlighten you about this godsent modification. The Hardcore Hitman mod takes your pathetic gaming experience and cranks it up to the highest level of frustration imaginable. You know, the kind of frustration that makes you want to throw your controller through the TV screen and burn the whole damn console to ashes. But hey, if you're not into that, go ahead and keep playing like a little baby in your cozy, safe little world.
With the Hardcore Hitman mod, the moment you take a dirt nap in the game, it's game over for you, princess. No second chances, no respawns, just instant closure. It's like the game slaps you in the face and says, "You're done, loser! Go back to playing Barbies with your little sister!" It's an experience that separates the adults from the crybabies, and clearly, you're stuck in the latter category.
So here's the deal, butterfingers: while you're busy fumbling around with your watered-down version of HITMAN 3, the rest of us are embracing the true challenge, the exhilarating risk of losing everything in a single, humiliating moment. We're the hardcore, we're the fearless, and you? Well, let's just say you're better off playing some mindless mobile game where you can't even lose if you tried.
So go ahead, keep wallowing in your mediocrity. But don't come crying to us when you realize you've wasted countless hours on a game that doesn't even have the balls to kick you in the teeth when you fail. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be having the time of our lives, laughing at your feeble attempts to be a real gamer.
Remember, you're not a true hitman until you've tasted the bitter defeat of the Hardcore Hitman mod. So either step up your game or leave the big leagues to those of us with actual skills. Trust me, we won't miss you, and the world will be a better place without your sorry excuse for a gaming presence.
Let me enlighten you about this godsent modification. The Hardcore Hitman mod takes your pathetic gaming experience and cranks it up to the highest level of frustration imaginable. You know, the kind of frustration that makes you want to throw your controller through the TV screen and burn the whole damn console to ashes. But hey, if you're not into that, go ahead and keep playing like a little baby in your cozy, safe little world.
With the Hardcore Hitman mod, the moment you take a dirt nap in the game, it's game over for you, princess. No second chances, no respawns, just instant closure. It's like the game slaps you in the face and says, "You're done, loser! Go back to playing Barbies with your little sister!" It's an experience that separates the adults from the crybabies, and clearly, you're stuck in the latter category.
So here's the deal, butterfingers: while you're busy fumbling around with your watered-down version of HITMAN 3, the rest of us are embracing the true challenge, the exhilarating risk of losing everything in a single, humiliating moment. We're the hardcore, we're the fearless, and you? Well, let's just say you're better off playing some mindless mobile game where you can't even lose if you tried.
So go ahead, keep wallowing in your mediocrity. But don't come crying to us when you realize you've wasted countless hours on a game that doesn't even have the balls to kick you in the teeth when you fail. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be having the time of our lives, laughing at your feeble attempts to be a real gamer.
Remember, you're not a true hitman until you've tasted the bitter defeat of the Hardcore Hitman mod. So either step up your game or leave the big leagues to those of us with actual skills. Trust me, we won't miss you, and the world will be a better place without your sorry excuse for a gaming presence.