Do you remember any of the cultral stuff from before earth got eradicated. The Yakuza games. Food that didn't look like someone took a s#*! on a plate and served it to you. I miss bands like Soundgarden the most. There's a ssong of theirs that keeps playing in my head. Slaves & Bulldozers. We are the slaves the G3 are the bulldozers. Shallow relation but still. Speaking of bulldozers, the next one you want is in old town. The other broken bridge that those layabout Macandcheese Bros working on. You'll find the recorder leaning on the side of that big ass bulldozer that they have parked precariously close to the cliff edge. Don't fall or I'll be sad.
I'm gonna get controversial here. If the G3 cartel didn't come to earth, we would have destroyed ourselves. You know how humans mostly embody pride & ego. Yeah, overpopulation, war, nuclear weapons, resource drainage, global warming the list goes on of how hard we f*#@ ourselves over. - if the G3 didn't unite us under one banner. I'm not vouching for the G3 though, f*#@ them.
The next recorder you want is back on Zepheyr. Take the teleporter that tou took when you first entered. THe recorder is next to the telescope guy, resting on the cliff edge.
-Six of Nine Alright, things have been joking so far but it's time for me to get serious. I've done mild research into the plans of the G3 & did you know it was inevitable that earth was going to get targeted by them. it was just a coincidence thet landed on that part of earth. Boring ass suburbia! I miss it from time to time. Anyway. The next recorder is in Blim City again. No, at that food court they have there. The recorder should be lying near the trash cans. Have Fun!
Yippie! You found this one too! Alright, cool, fantastic, great. If I sound a little out of breath or nervous it's because I'm hiding from the scientist. Don't push too deep in that or you'll be exposed to some Jobe Tupaki shit. The next thingamajiggy you want is in Port Tarrene. The old town tunnels. Check the luggage there. The recorder should be slotted neatly against it. Bag checks, am I right?
M'kay so you found this one too! (VERY FUNNY JOKE) !?! NO. i'm just kidding. I hidden it back in Zepheyr Paradice I was kind of blitzed when i placed it but, i do remember I placed it high on some mushrooms. Times kinda running short on these things do take this kind of slow. either way, be free. O yeah I forgot to mention I think I placed it in Valley Bluff. Who knows? I don't.
Colour me surprised! A complicated hiding spot couldn't throw you off. Even when I guided you by the nose. Like a low-rent God of War:Ragnarok Chryatosh do this Chryatosh do that.
-The next recorder is back in Blim City. Surprised? -I don't want to bust your balls too hard. Anyway, you should check the alleyways. On a balcony looking place. The thing will be resting on top of a table. -Play that and we'll be blue cheese.
You don't know who I am yet. But I know you. Inside & Out. Odd way to start this but I suppose I have to grab your attention somehow, hm. Find the other 8 recorders for the answer to your burning questions.
The next one you want is in Moplet Village on Zepheyr Paradice.
On the tree with the green plant glob stuck on it. Climb that tree. You'll find it resting on the edge of wood. Should be a piece of cake right.
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-So you managed to find this one! congratulations, you managed to follow basic instructions.
That was rude. Sorry, forgive me.
Anyway the next one you want is in the outskirts of Port Tarrene.
GMS Schlooper Wreak. Tucked away in the lower levels. Behind some rubble.
I assume you're going to use the outskirts teleporter.
Look right as soon as you climb that ramp & use that hookshot or something.
-Don't get lost.
Do you remember any of the cultral stuff from before earth got eradicated.
The Yakuza games. Food that didn't look like someone took a s#*! on a plate and served it to you.
I miss bands like Soundgarden the most.
There's a ssong of theirs that keeps playing in my head.
Slaves & Bulldozers.
We are the slaves the G3 are the bulldozers. Shallow relation but still.
Speaking of bulldozers, the next one you want is in old town.
The other broken bridge that those layabout Macandcheese Bros working on.
You'll find the recorder leaning on the side of that big ass bulldozer that they have parked precariously close to the cliff edge.
Don't fall or I'll be sad.
I'm gonna get controversial here.
If the G3 cartel didn't come to earth, we would have destroyed ourselves.
You know how humans mostly embody pride & ego.
Yeah, overpopulation, war, nuclear weapons, resource drainage, global warming the list goes on of how hard we f*#@ ourselves over.
- if the G3 didn't unite us under one banner. I'm not vouching for the G3 though, f*#@ them.
The next recorder you want is back on Zepheyr.
Take the teleporter that tou took when you first entered.
THe recorder is next to the telescope guy, resting on the cliff edge.
Alright, things have been joking so far but it's time for me to get serious.
I've done mild research into the plans of the G3 & did you know it was inevitable that earth was going to get targeted by them.
it was just a coincidence thet landed on that part of earth.
Boring ass suburbia! I miss it from time to time.
Anyway. The next recorder is in Blim City again. No, at that food court they have there.
The recorder should be lying near the trash cans.
Have Fun!
Yippie! You found this one too! Alright, cool, fantastic, great.
If I sound a little out of breath or nervous it's because I'm hiding from the scientist.
Don't push too deep in that or you'll be exposed to some Jobe Tupaki shit.
The next thingamajiggy you want is in Port Tarrene. The old town tunnels.
Check the luggage there.
The recorder should be slotted neatly against it.
Bag checks, am I right?
M'kay so you found this one too!
(VERY FUNNY JOKE)
!?! NO. i'm just kidding. I hidden it back in Zepheyr Paradice
I was kind of blitzed when i placed it but, i do remember
I placed it high on some mushrooms.
Times kinda running short on these things do take this kind of slow.
either way, be free.
O yeah I forgot to mention I think I placed it in Valley Bluff.
Who knows? I don't.
Colour me surprised! A complicated hiding spot couldn't throw you off.
Even when I guided you by the nose.
Like a low-rent God of War:Ragnarok
Chryatosh do this
Chryatosh do that.
-The next recorder is back in Blim City. Surprised?
-I don't want to bust your balls too hard.
Anyway, you should check the alleyways. On a balcony looking place.
The thing will be resting on top of a table.
-Play that and we'll be blue cheese.
You don't know who I am yet. But I know you. Inside & Out.
Odd way to start this but I suppose I have to grab your attention somehow, hm.
Find the other 8 recorders for the answer to your burning questions.
The next one you want is in Moplet Village on Zepheyr Paradice.
On the tree with the green plant glob stuck on it.
Climb that tree.
You'll find it resting on the edge of wood.
Should be a piece of cake right.