What the f*#@ did you just f*#@ing say about the missile you little b&@*$? I'll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences, or deviations, and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn't. You are nothing to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my f*#@ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s#*! about the missile over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*#@ing dead, kid. The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile extensively trained in being sure where it isn't, within reason, but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your f*#@ing tongue, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. The missile will s#*! the deviation, and it's variation, which is called error, all over you, and you will drown in it. You're f*#@ing dead, kiddo.
If you love the missile so much you should marry it and have little missile babies that come flying out of your vagina then immediately explode because kids aren't smart. My missile doesn't do any of that corrective command shit. Me and Mr. Missile just hang out and watch Netflix all day. I even gave him a gun to shoot at people instead so he doesn't go off and explode on an enemy before we finish Arcane season 2. We never have time to watch anything, though, because Missile teaches 8th grade English during the day and I work at night. Oh s#*!, am I married to my missile? Anyway's, Sambuca could you make a less smart version of the missile so I don't have to wait for it to get off work before we can hang out?
Just a heavily exaggerated joke; wouldn't change a thing right now. Tried the mod and works just like in the video because it's a spawned stingwing companion suicider that has some human perks. It takes all the magic out of it when you think of it that way, so I prefer to think of it like if Mr. Torgue from Borderlands went to Hogwarts and became a wizard.
Well, at begins i tought at "Spirited Missiles", but when i tried into a building and a missile found his way in corridors and even opened some doors i changed my mind about mod's title. The shadow effect i put was to emulate a kind of possession, the laugh it does when spawn too, but i think that calling it smart is more sarcastic.
No i have a mod where creatures are harder, missile's damage is double. It not scale with your skill and don't give you xp as reward, cause the missile is an NPC.
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so far its not working for me but I'll keep trying to figure it out.
Will there be an ESL version, alternatively is it safe to convert to ESL at my end?
Cheers