plot twist: the octopus slide is actually a real living octopus, it just disguises itself as a slide so it can go harass people at nighttime when nobody else is looking without having to go back to the ocean every day
idk why, but this had me rolling "There are octopus slides in several places in Japan". like, m knew those of us who are not familiar with Japan would be confounded and befuddled.
I choose to believe this was plugged into Google Translate as something much more informative about Japanese culture, and came out as a simple, matter-of-fact statement. Because it is funnier to me.
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