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3.01 CEO Mindset Radio
have you ever found yourself being constantly broke? have you looked up at the big towers in corpo plaza and wondered what is their secret to success?
suffer no more
listen to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio and let your mind be awakened to the endless power of financial transactions
with 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio you too shall grow to be a corporate giga-giant capable of such feat as: buying 1 (one) house, complete eradication of low-value morals and hope, affording 2 (two) puppy licenses, and so much more
be enlightened, wake up early, have a 10 year plan, invest, CEO MINDSET.
do not dawdle, for the doors of this nirvana is ever-closing
-Testimonies of high net-worth individuals-
"3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me the insight to pursue a career in hyper-cryptocurrency hedge funds. now my net worth grows at a steady 2.33% per Mayan Calendar year. Thank you, 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio!"
-Jacob Johnson, age 37, current net-worth: 64,239 E$ (internal organ prices included)
"I was suffering from a burnout only making 300,000 E$ a day, but 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me the push I needed to bump that number back up to 671,666 E$ per day! 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio is a lifesaver!"
-Geoff Khmer, age 31, current net-worth: 177,218,499 E$ (internal organ prices included)
"3.01 CEO Mindset Radio finally gave me the courage to integrate my consciousness directly to the stock market. Now I make money even when I sleep, and always have a congregation of voices to ask professional opinions from!"
-Hillary Bates, age 42, current net-worth: 1,674,233,721 E$ (internal organs have been liquidated for startup capital)
"Listening to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me insight to a market yet to exist. A market I have preemptively prepared to monopolize. Unvaccinated sperm shall become the new dominant form of currency, mark my words. I am currently procuring stockpiles for the inevitable spike in demand. See you all in the Crystal Palace in 2081 when the 17G addicted beta male cybersheeps meet their end."
-Chris Oomar, age 29, current net-worth: 317 E$ (non-vital internal organs have been harvested and sold to buy large amounts of mason jars)
"My wife's latest boyfriend was a low-net worth Valentino. I took offense watching her have her way with such low potential individual. But thanks to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio, she has come to her senses and ditched him! Now she will only date high value males with at least 3.5 million in concurrent net-worth!"
-S. Boye, age 35, current net-worth: 5,201 E$ (internal organ prices included)
have you ever found yourself being constantly broke? have you looked up at the big towers in corpo plaza and wondered what is their secret to success?
suffer no more
listen to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio and let your mind be awakened to the endless power of financial transactions
with 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio you too shall grow to be a corporate giga-giant capable of such feat as: buying 1 (one) house, complete eradication of low-value morals and hope, affording 2 (two) puppy licenses, and so much more
be enlightened, wake up early, have a 10 year plan, invest, CEO MINDSET.
do not dawdle, for the doors of this nirvana is ever-closing
-Testimonies of high net-worth individuals-
"3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me the insight to pursue a career in hyper-cryptocurrency hedge funds. now my net worth grows at a steady 2.33% per Mayan Calendar year. Thank you, 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio!"
-Jacob Johnson, age 37, current net-worth: 64,239 E$ (internal organ prices included)
"I was suffering from a burnout only making 300,000 E$ a day, but 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me the push I needed to bump that number back up to 671,666 E$ per day! 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio is a lifesaver!"
-Geoff Khmer, age 31, current net-worth: 177,218,499 E$ (internal organ prices included)
"3.01 CEO Mindset Radio finally gave me the courage to integrate my consciousness directly to the stock market. Now I make money even when I sleep, and always have a congregation of voices to ask professional opinions from!"
-Hillary Bates, age 42, current net-worth: 1,674,233,721 E$ (internal organs have been liquidated for startup capital)
"Listening to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio has given me insight to a market yet to exist. A market I have preemptively prepared to monopolize. Unvaccinated sperm shall become the new dominant form of currency, mark my words. I am currently procuring stockpiles for the inevitable spike in demand. See you all in the Crystal Palace in 2081 when the 17G addicted beta male cybersheeps meet their end."
-Chris Oomar, age 29, current net-worth: 317 E$ (non-vital internal organs have been harvested and sold to buy large amounts of mason jars)
"My wife's latest boyfriend was a low-net worth Valentino. I took offense watching her have her way with such low potential individual. But thanks to 3.01 CEO Mindset Radio, she has come to her senses and ditched him! Now she will only date high value males with at least 3.5 million in concurrent net-worth!"
-S. Boye, age 35, current net-worth: 5,201 E$ (internal organ prices included)