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  1. manashuffle
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    Im so down for a mod that adds more stoic/assertive dialogues choices. But mean dialogue options are nice as well.
    1. SydMeier
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      It's super doable if you are up to it, the tutorial is really helpful. It's just going through the games loca file and finding the lines you want and copy pasting it to a new doc to change. But the tutorial can explain it better than I can.
  2. Saliira
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    So, reading through some comments.
    I get that some people don't like Astarion and some people adore him. I understand the desire to defend a character that you may find near and dear to your you.  He's a character that many people identify with on some level, so fictional or not, people will come to his defense.

    And there isn't anything wrong with that.

    I would like a mod that adds more sassy dialogue in general, but I disapprove of this one.  It comes across as an attack on a character specifically to be a troll and get his fanbase riled up.  It doesn't matter if he's real or not and ultimately that's the point.  Turning him specifically into the butt of a joke isn't okay.  I wouldn't approve if any ONE character from this game was made fun of in such a way.  Too many people identify with and love these characters.
    Make a sass mod that adds sassy/bitchy Tav dialogue with all the companions and then post that instead of being a 4chan troll.

    And that bald Astarion mod should be banned.  It offends too many people specifically to be offensive.
    No, I don't care that it's on them for being offended.  When you post stuff like that, you KNOW you're doing it to cause harm.

    Astarion fans, just block this one I suppose?  It's a s#*! mod anyway and the sass isn't so much funny as it is a lazy attempt to get people riled up.  Report them if you want.  Technically it is trolling so it's a valid report (or it used to be.  I haven't reported a mod in a while).  I don't think anything will come of it.  Ultimately I doubt if Astarion was real, he would care about weak sauce dialogue like this.
    Don't bother wasting your time defending the character.  The person who posted it doesn't care.  They're one of those people who doesn't think before throwing their garbage all over the place.  So let's help them out and move this mod to the bin where it belongs ^-^
    1. SydMeier
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      I'm not reading all this. This ship has come and sailed  if you feel this strongly about something I suggest you take some of the other comments advice. Be well
    2. RandyCro
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      Lmao, shut up, this twink doesn't exist. You can relax XD
    3. Saliira
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      Funny, I believe I mention that in the comment.
      Sadly, real or not, he still gets more love from those of the female persuasion than you probably do.

      I can offer you a book list for people who need assistance with their reading comprehension.  Let me know if you're interested.  I know America has cut school funding, so it probably isn't your fault.  Then again......
    4. SydMeier
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      Saliira good luck :D
    5. Saliira
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      Understandable.  I didn't figure you would read it because I've seen your mod.
      My comment was for fans that trip across this delightful pile of garbage and not you.  I already know you don't care about what the fanbase wants as you are the creator of this....thing.

      Though I did offer you a suggestion on how to make a decent mod that people would actually enjoy, I never really intended you to see it, read it, or comprehend it.
      Honestly, I'm not even sure why you would waste your time making this.  Is being offensive for a handful of people worth the time it takes?  Do you simply have infinite time on your hands?
      And if you hate the character so much, why not just fail to recruit him?  Or stake him during the bite scene?  Why go out of your way to offend so many people when you could be learning to actually make a mod that improves the game?
    6. SydMeier
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      Saliira Be well love <3
    7. 1GreatCatsby1
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      Oh, how interesting. 
      You're probably one of those snowflake people who are so afraid of the world and other people that they want to ban any opinion except their own, bland as oatmeal boiled in water. 

      Well. Good luck to you. Keep doing your job. 
      After all, normal people need to laugh at someone.
    8. omaox
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      You're one of those crybabies that insult and attack other REAL people over some pixels, right? :)

      From what I've seen Astarion fanbase is mostly made of toxic people (mostly, 1/4 is of his fanbase is fine and friendly), who can't stand others having different views/opinions. Nobody can hurt your baby pixels. You have your own copy of the game you can play as you want, don't dictate others what they should or not do. And quit this mob mentality, calling to report and attack the creator. Smh.
  3. hitgurl
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    Thank you for the laugh-- this is possibly the best mod I have ever stumbled upon ;__;


    And before any crybabies comment to me, it'd be funny if it was any of the characters.
    So don't bother wasting your time bc I'm ignoring you. 
  4. vwliz
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    lolll funny
  5. y4shir0
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    combining this with the bald astarion mod is the only way i can play this game while my boyfriend watches. thank you for your service 
  6. hellaboye
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    i cant believe all these people are getting mad on behalf of a fictional character LMAO
  7. EMBALENIA
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    i fucking love astarion and this s#*! is so funny to me. i dont know why people r so mad abt this. i love bullying this man and bald astarion makes me cry laughing 
    1. SydMeier
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      i know right and bald Astarion just adds to it! Bonus points if you do the banana suit too
    2. Sanguinarialroot
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      You: "I love Astarion, but also it's hilarious and super fun to bully the character who's story revolves around being abused, lashing out as a defense mechanism, and coming to terms with being treated as something more than a sex object and slave-to-be-sacrificed :D"

      This mod ain't it and this attitude ain't it.
    3. SydMeier
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      you are playing a Mature video game with "Blood and Gore" it's funny what you care about and what you don't
    4. RandyCro
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      He is not real. Stop crying. 
    5. zerozeroxray
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      my brother in Christ, if you legitimately have such a hard time separating fiction from reality, you probably shouldn't be anywhere near a game where you can be Dark Urge and roleplay as necrophiliac sadistic murderer bent on exterminating the world.
    6. Northire
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      sanguinarialroot he's over 230 years old he can handle some silly mean words. he is also fake. In the wise words of Karlach, "cry about it"
    7. cloverbug
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      @sanguin goddddddddddd shut up
    8. Themisplays
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      Check this dude's hard drive
    9. 1GreatCatsby1
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      Astarion is not made of sugar and will not dissolve if someone DARES tell him he's an idiot when he's really acting like that.
      Besides, he's the kind of character who'll get on your neck if you give in once. He needs evolution, not a shock blanket.
    10. Loachies
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      To be fair all the companions deal with different kinds of traumatic memories they are going through. Astarion isn't the only one who was abused or even the only one who is lashing out as a defense mechanism.
  8. MercuriusXIII
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    At least the mods everyone was waiting for
  9. ephemeraal
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    This is hilarious oh my god
  10. hrts4dakota
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    this might be the best mod ever created. my next tav is gonna be astarion's biggest hater i needed this sm.
  11. cloverbug
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    i love astarion and he's my fav besides karlach but i have this sort of screwed up cuteness aggression where i feel like pulling and slapping him against a countertop like a rubber chicken and this sums up my thoughts entirely