I scoured the Forgotten Realms wiki and other places for many ages in search of the dankest quotes.
Some examples:
"From the shadows of chaos, two sisters are born, One bright Selûne, the other dark Shar. A harmonious balance soon to be torn When Selûne gifts life with flame from afar!" - An excerpt from a ballad by Veseene the Lark
"My 'otels as clean as an elven arse!" - Winthrop, Candlekeep innkeeper
"Evil is not an absence of good. […] It is not a choice. […] Evil is one of two forces in the cosmos, an agency locked in eternal struggle against its antithesis. […] Only good and evil exist. And not even a hair's width of space separates them." - Vecna
"The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage." - So sayeth the wise Alaundo
"Three peaks to seem as one, Behind ye the morning sun." - Bruenor Battlehammer reciting the first part of a dwarven song, whilst at Fourthpeak
Known conflicts:
My intention was for this mod to be overwritten if loaded alongside Better Hints, but despite trying different packing priorities, naming conventions and getting others to test I am currently unsure of how to guarantee that. So the mod is not compatible with other mods editing loading screen hints.
Load order:
This is an override mod, so it's orange and stays under the overrides tab in BG3MM.
