Skyrim Special Edition

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Skinnytecboy and Mentha

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About this mod

The mean green insulting machine is here to insult you and the universe and its cat.
Featuring custom weapons and spells. An immersion breaking quest line with a host of celebrity voice and a whole lot more.

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IMMERSION WILL BE BROKEN!

Meet Wowbagger, the mean green insulting machine who is here to insult you, the Universe and its cat!
Join him upon an epic quest featuring fun, frolics and more immersion breaking than you can shake a stick at, as you and he must solve the riddle of The Fourth Wall and save Nirn from deletion!


FEATURING

an all-star guest cast:

CDANTE
DARKONE
ELIANORA
FADINGSIGNAL
GOPHER
IZAHARIA
JOKERINE
KRIS TAKAHASHI
MENTHA
SEDDON4494
SHEZRIE
TRAINWIZ
Unoctium
WERR92


One large quest with side quests, games and treasure hunts thrown in for good measure.
 

One very unique follower and then some...

Wowbagger: A summonable follower with over 1000 lines of custom dialogue (most of it insulting)
7 Unlockable custom voiced followers (Shhh.. I can't tell you more)


A host of fun custom spells and weapons:

Ban Hammer: Fear it dear user.. fear it.
Idiot’s Bane: There is no better weapon for hitting idiots with!
Staff of Translation: Leap from rooftop to rooftop like Spider-Man.
Balloon Bomb: Yes it's a balloon and it goes bang.
Angry Chicken & Bunny revenge: Let them take out their anger upon your foes.
Slarti-Blastfast: Keep those pesky foes at a distance.
Plus much much more...




ABOUT THE QUEST (things to know)

“There will be game bugs... no seriously, I mean it.”


This mod is jam-packed with scenes, some of which progress the quest. Do not interrupt them or you could miss out!

Warning: Wowbagger will not like you! He's a grumpy immortal alien with a large chip on his shoulder.

The overall quest has three phases:

Phase one: The universe and its cat.

In this phase, you need to follow Wowbagger across Nirn to discover what he is doing. The first encounter is with Maven in the Bee & Barb and the second is with Jon Battleborn. There are 7 victims in total.

Note: This phase is by far the most wonkiest as it requires that each of his victims need to be in the same location as him to progress the quest. If only Wowbagger had something about his person that might herald a clue about who he's here to see…

NEW: If you've finished the civil war quest line and/or the victim NPCs are misbehaving, then..

SEEK YE THE CHICKEN OF SHAME!


Activating him will not only allow you to skip early quest stages, but will also enlighten you in regards to the mysteries of the universe.

Phase Two: Wowbagger as a follower

With the completion of phase one, you'll receive a spell that will allow you to summon Wowbagger to join you temporarily as you journey across Skyrim. So why not just do that...

Eventually, you will be attacked when in his company by a rather strange race. *make sure you're prepared.

Winning this confrontation will unlock the next phase.


Phase Three: The Fourth Wall.

Wowbagger suddenly decides to stick around and becomes a permanent follower, as he is somewhat curious about Nirn. Follow his lead and most importantly, have fun. Don't forget to find all the secrets! See comments for more details



INSTALL

This mod is two BSAs and an esp, so either drag and drop the files into your data folder or use NMM (or whatever they're calling it nowadays).

UNINSTALL

If you're in Phase Three, Wowbagger has a uninstall dialogue feature. Use this before removing. You will find it in his "let's talk about" topic dialogue. I'f you've yet to reach phase three, just uninstall in your preferred method



OVERLY LARGE AND POSSIBLY TOO FRIENDLY THANK YOUs

A huge thank you to The Derek Appreciation Society. Without you guys... I don't think I would have been able to send emails, let alone complete this mod.

Mr. Adams. If it wasn't for this man, my humour would not be what it is, and this mod would never exist. I know where my towel is Douglas. Thank you, sir.

 



Credits:

Elianora: Wowbagger textures
Tacticat: Chekren Textures
Arthmoor's crown: Playable Crown of Barenziah by Ares1 https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11945
MLP by Sekai https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26677/?
Bookworm's Eyeglasses: Realistic Eyeglasses by MannyGT https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/74356/?
Fadingsignal's armor: Heart of Thunder Asgard Edition by OminousVoice https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25709/?
Basketball hoop, beach ball, balloon etc https://www.turbosquid.com/
Bow for Ban Hammer Lacy Underwear for CBBE FO4 by ousnius https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/15768
Elianora's and Mentha's body UNP https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/6709/?
Stupid Shirt female: UNP Simply Clothes by Petrovich https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/16658
Stupid shirt male: by Andrew Clements and Nancy Krantz https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/12252
Eli's armor and Banhammer: The Races of Oblivion by AlanovichRomanov https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/5539
Jokerine's crown: Assorted Resources by Tamira https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57394
Arron Dominion & Cancerous1 for support and guidance
Jon at Niftools Discord for helping with the balloon's settings.