I think I need this slicing power. It looks cathartic. Might grab it when I'm on my desktop.
I forgot to take my pills, then I bought the smallest portion of credits available, $8 dollars or something - thinking well, heck, I got Skyrim and all the DLC on steam sale way back for dirt cheap and they gave me SE for free. They can have a few more bucks, toss me a couple small mods (sorry, content, ahem) and we'll call it even. Now I feel like I made a donation to charity. A shitty charity.
I got arcane accessories for free, and those 100 free credits were sitting there so I spent 50 cents more on those telekinesis arrows because screw it. So now I have $7 worth of non-refundable credit sitting there, mournful and neglected, because there's nothing else I'd take even if it were free.
Dang it Bethesda, you have my money already, you got it hostage, just make something decent or cut it out and go work on ES6 so I can play it sometime before I die of old age.
Don't be like me, kids. Go spend your $8 on ice cream. XD
Do you guys know these thieves that randomly appear in game,and they say that they will gut u like a chicken if u don't give them money...So make a mod that changes their name into Creation Club...
Or how about making a new faction whose members are called "Creation Club worshipers"? So that even good players can hunt and kill, and still feel good about it
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I forgot to take my pills, then I bought the smallest portion of credits available, $8 dollars or something - thinking well, heck, I got Skyrim and all the DLC on steam sale way back for dirt cheap and they gave me SE for free. They can have a few more bucks, toss me a couple small mods (sorry, content, ahem) and we'll call it even. Now I feel like I made a donation to charity. A shitty charity.
I got arcane accessories for free, and those 100 free credits were sitting there so I spent 50 cents more on those telekinesis arrows because screw it. So now I have $7 worth of non-refundable credit sitting there, mournful and neglected, because there's nothing else I'd take even if it were free.
Dang it Bethesda, you have my money already, you got it hostage, just make something decent or cut it out and go work on ES6 so I can play it sometime before I die of old age.
Don't be like me, kids. Go spend your $8 on ice cream. XD
Rant done now.
Wait, they didn't make it as a joke?
- IGN
Bravo, I say.