There I was, lonely, looking for some mods to cheer up my Skyrim experience. And then I came upon this file. "Huh, what's a Bromodo and why is it wearing a cap?" were my initial questions. But against all common sense I decided to download it, I delved into the deep dark unknown, I took one for the team to find out what could possibly be the "Jaylociraptor Call". Having loaded the mod, I booted up Skryim and made a new game. Everything went as usual, nothing out of the ordinary. I was being moved to the execution block, and I had seen absolutely nothing different. Then suddenly...
"KNU KNU"
The unmistakable sound of a velociraptor stalking somewhere. At first I thought I was hearing things, but then again..
"KNU KNU"
And then it happened. A giant Brodomo Dragon swooped out of fucking nowhere and initiated what I could only assume to be its mating call as it sounded like a sick cat regurgitating a giant furball. The first action scene of the game begun, with one key difference. Amidst the death, blood, intestines and s#*!, the only thing you could hear was the distinctive "KNU KNU" of a Bromodo Dragon ripping apart its prey, paired with its horny mating call. It was magnificent. It was breathtaking. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.
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"KNU KNU"
The unmistakable sound of a velociraptor stalking somewhere. At first I thought I was hearing things, but then again..
"KNU KNU"
And then it happened. A giant Brodomo Dragon swooped out of fucking nowhere and initiated what I could only assume to be its mating call as it sounded like a sick cat regurgitating a giant furball. The first action scene of the game begun, with one key difference. Amidst the death, blood, intestines and s#*!, the only thing you could hear was the distinctive "KNU KNU" of a Bromodo Dragon ripping apart its prey, paired with its horny mating call. It was magnificent. It was breathtaking. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.
10/10 would rofl and s#*! myself again