Don't care if this isn't lore-friendly. I just want to RP my player home guards to have a bludgeon weapon that has an in-built rules list holder in it and one of the rules says: "no hostiles allowed."
This will be perfect for my disillusioned Altmer skooma addict who has achieved CHIM and is just going through the motions. Assuming I get my computer back. Long story, there. Anyway, thanks. I'll download and endorse sometime. Using a Kindle fire for internet access.
Me: I SHALL VANQUISH YOU FROM THIS WORLD, ALDUIN! *unsheathes the Elder Scroll* Alduin: AHAHAHAHAHA, what are you gonna do, hit me with a patheric scroll? Me: *pokes Alduin* *critical hit* Woot. Alduin: NOOOOOO! *explosion*
Too bad you can't make it so that each time you use it in combat, Urag gro-Shub from the Winterhold Arcaneum loses more and more relationship with you. "You used WHAT as a weapon? ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?"
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Alduin: AHAHAHAHAHA, what are you gonna do, hit me with a patheric scroll?
Me: *pokes Alduin* *critical hit* Woot.
Alduin: NOOOOOO! *explosion*
-Need to up the damage
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Tell me,how did you manage to make it actually be in your hands?