Go to the Windhelm museum of oddity's and ask for a tour, you will be shown to Ysgramor's soup spoon (a fork) BECAUSE THAT IS HOW GREAT A MAN HE WAS!!!
Yet Ysgramor lived! thats why he was so amazing! (yes I know he most likely never ate soup with a fork, but lets face it, its funny how they are trying to make him look so amazing by telling a stupid story like that XD)
Sheogorath met Ysgramor once, that's why he hid in Pelagius hall until Ysgramor gave him permission (through the Dragonborn) to leave, saying it was only a joke
For it is the silverware of man! It shall inherit both the soup and the solids! And it, not the Elves' or their toadies' silverware, will rule soupbowls! Forever!
Legend has it, that the will of souls can be twigged and braided into fine particles, which we call magic, but also, over the span of a hundred years, into solid matter. This weapon my son, is the accumulated racism against elves from every Nord hero, villain and villager who happened to produce an unkempt soul upon death. And from the underworld, yes, the death-realm, the daedric lord Sheogorath took a scoop in a spoon and yelled: "BIIIIIIIIIIG HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!" And with the clash of ancient wrath, the strings of lore fell together. Aeons were to be pierced by the new, better, more family-friendy fork of horripilation. Now available in compact and heavy-duty!
He hath risen and he is HUNGRY! Coming this summer to all the holds, a cautionary tale about getting between a man and his dinner where no elf is safe from being spooned into soupy remains.
what, kill all the elves? no no I love the elves especially the dark elves. I play mainly with them. I hate the nords you are arogant, they jump over the blade.
No s#*!? he eats soup with a fork? and that fork is called the spoon of death? Mwahahahahahah couldn't get any better horkon and i laughed our brains out,so techincaly im a stupid f** right now without a brain so......hahahahahahaha.great mod man,great mod.
Its not a bug, its a story told by the owner of the Windhelm museum, he just took a random fork and made up a crazy story about how this was Ysgramor's soup spoon (trying to make a hero look even more heroic by making up a tale that he was so skilled he could eat soup with a fork) tough obviously this is a story made up to draw more sight seers to his museum (especially considering EVERY piece in his gallery is fake)
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ha this is not a soup spoon, ha that's a fork!
it was just a fun, I have only imagined what happens when you eat soup with a fork. one would starve, ha.
Challenge accepted! I will now start eating soup, WITOUTH FORK OR SPOON!!!
*takes hold of the soup bowl and drinks from it like a glass*
this fork but has its originating in Sheogorath, I do not understand what it has to do with Ysgramor?
Wabbajack Wabbajack ha ha.
Ysgramor simply told them to leave, and they are waiting for his permission to return
This weapon my son, is the accumulated racism against elves from every Nord hero, villain and villager who happened to produce an unkempt soul upon death.
And from the underworld, yes, the death-realm, the daedric lord Sheogorath took a scoop in a spoon and yelled:
"BIIIIIIIIIIG HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!"
And with the clash of ancient wrath, the strings of lore fell together.
Aeons were to be pierced by the new, better, more family-friendy fork of horripilation. Now available in compact and heavy-duty!
Ysgramor: Spoon of DEATH
awesome mod dude.
what, kill all the elves? no no I love the elves especially the dark elves.
I play mainly with them. I hate the nords you are arogant, they jump over the blade.