I want one with a silver texture so that I can craft it up to legendary, put some insane enchantments on it, and then use it to kill Grelod the Kind while listening to the song.
Aventus Arentino, lost his parents, Jeb and Pheno Shipped of to Riften Gelod said 'You'll never leave here, 'Ven.
'Ventus did the Sacrament, all and through the Black of it, Dragonborn agreed. Went to see old Grelod the Kind there, oh, oh oh oh
And as she was crushing the hope of the kids, a knock came from the door...
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.... Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!
Love the reference. You're hammer wielding Maxwell needs a not-so-attractive asian follower (New Mod). then you'll need a quest line called "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" (new mod) which will result in Maxwell learning a new alchemy trick (LSD Potion).
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Aventus Arentino, lost his parents, Jeb and Pheno
Shipped of to Riften
Gelod said 'You'll never leave here, 'Ven.
'Ventus did the Sacrament, all and through the Black of it,
Dragonborn agreed.
Went to see old Grelod the Kind there, oh, oh oh oh
And as she was crushing the hope of the kids, a knock came from the door...
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head....
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."
But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that She was dead.
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.
Silver Hammer Ma, a, an.