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  1. SgtJenz
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    So who or what is Bogurn? She wears Daedric armor but has a very...er...um exotic look to her.
    She is freaky in a fight though....just sayin'.
  2. Shadohz
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    So does the merchant actually sell clams/clam meat? Serious question (but I see why you're snickering). I'm using Cerwiden follower so I need to place to actually buy/farm clams as opposed to going hunting for them.
  3. Bruin8d
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    Isn't the bearded clam another way of saying a hairy vagina....
    1. SgtJenz
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      Exactly. It's a slang term hardly used anymore.
    2. HardRaine
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      Found this mod on the Nexus Category lists; LMAO, and just couldn't resist... (turn sarcasm filter: ON) The following is provided only for archaeological dating... Next, tell us about the real Blue Oyster Cult. Only true aficionados know that one. Bearded clam field research:
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      +++from extensive archaeological field research+++ 'bearded clam' doesn't necessarily refer to "hairy vagina", only the "beard part" surrounding the labium minora is required (growth on labium majora (both sides) to just into the mons, gently cradling the prepuce, and forming a canopy of sorts over sheer goodness). Everything else can be "goin brasilian" and still remain a "bearded clam". That's one of the favored archetypes, btw. Lotta wax, bit-o-wispy. Cute, almost as if saying; "well hello there!" Add a bit of landing strip on the lower mons, and it's; "Tower, this is Cessna OU812. I see the treetops and I'm goin down! Arrrrrrrrr" <white noise>
      And now, a small clip from this Sunday's show:
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      "This is Marlin Perkins, spokesman for Mutual of Omaha and the Manly-Mann Clinic. Tune in next week, when we hunt for the elusive blue oyster, spotted around the globe, but with the far majority of confirmed sightings sashaying about in the far orient, and hiding in plain sight. It's a risky job, but we plan to airdrop Jim from our helicopter down there to wrestle the thing to ground, before shooting it with anasta-darts and tagging it for research. Jim: WTH am I doing Marlin? Are you freaking nuts? We cannot go jumping out of copters, tackling random women on the streets of Singapore, and checking them for blue oysters. Not me pal, do it yourself this time! They cane you bloody for stuff like this there. Marlin: For science, Jim! And now a word from our sponsors..."
      Tonight's show brought to you by:
      Dr. Dexter Manly-Mann (PhD)
      Archaeologist, field research
      Executive Director, Manly-Mann Clinic
      Manly-Mann Clinic motto: "Here I go, again, on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known"
      Jim's motto: "I say whip it. Whip it good."

      Sorry, have a bad case of the flu, and my sense of humor is decidedly bent right now. Should be off the meds soon.

      {note: contains cultural references from the time (1966-89) when one might hear "bearded clam" in the wild; Wild Kingdom, Blue Oyster Cult, Devo, Van Halen, Whitesnake, BIt-O-Honey bars, Robin Williams take on Marlin Perkins, where he always clumsily, or not, shot himself with the anasta-darts, et al. Praise be I didn't throw the Rolling Stones into this crazy mix. Thought about it though, especially Little T&A, because it's a good song even without the lyrics. Bad?Well, Tattoo You <cough>was a fine album <cough>. Maybe the last great, original Stones album}
  4. allanlovesmaddie
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    The Bearded Clam is a real place :O It's in OC Maryland.
    1. ChojisGirl
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      OMG I've walked passed that place several times before! It's by the Ripley's Believe it or Not.
  5. cdsparey1
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    Sounds like a family guy reference to me =)
  6. mindboggles
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    Like the look of this place, more of this kind of thing is needed in Skyrim. Did find a little bug Follower won't move onto the new dock, maybe Navmesh?
  7. lildozer74
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    lol @ the name. nice reference.
  8. Edg3k
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    I really like this, reminds me of oblivion, its a pity it kinda stands out from the rest of the area, but if your using opencities it works really well, nice work! Will keep an eye on it for sure.
  9. MaidenUSA
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    FYI Lordrat has a good idea, but SoS Civilization has not been released yet, to my knowledge. It's definitely not here on the Nexus or on Cliffworm's Bethsoft page.
  10. maplpoopa
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    more people