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Gurad
man that makes me think of the most obvious joke:
Guard: STOP IT RIGHT THERE! you are wanted for a crime... you committed at some point... probrably...
Dragonborn: seriously? A crime? AT some point?
if you dont even know what I did or when then why are you even arresting me?
Guard: BECOURSE.... YOU'RE A WANTED MAN!!! there is a bounty of 500 gold on your head, its in our suspect file at the guard barracks!
Dragonborn: who even said those files are real? it does not state what i did or when, so where is your proof?
Guard: shut up criminal scum! your going with me to jail and i will take whatever i think is stolen from you! lets see, *whisper this looks expensive whisper* thats obviously stolen!
Kinda was easy to stop playing Skyrim after... well basicly playing it 2 years, 24/7 witouth ever giving my free time to anything else, now I know every corner of the game so it got boring, so I might finish my mods for Skyrim in a few years instead XD
Right now my main focus lies on trying to make the first step in my new mod, making a SWAT team into a SAINT team, 4 with riot shields, 2 with automatic rifels.
then also a SAINT chopper with snipers and SAINT boat with automatic rifels
the tricky part is I also want to change the riot shields and vehicles so they are purple (saitn collor) and gold with 'S.A.I.N.T.' printed on them XP
even tough my obsession lies strong with those games right now I still check in here for top mods and your various jokes
and 69 achievements unlocked (do I know how to make a good number or do I? XD) thats 92%, i never got the master criminal achievement course I always forgot what the heck i was doing after murdering everybody in 3 city's or so and lost my bounty on one of those city's after I remembered what I was doing anyways
and the marriage one I never got due to a glitch I think course I married over 10 times by now (then left the wife with my adopted kids in a huge home I build with my own hands only to find her dead in the garden with a giant standing next to her corpse while my steward was all like): Good day dragonborn! a nice day is it not! ... OMG GIANT!!! *attacks it way too late and does not even care that my wife is dead*
she probably did it intentionally as my steward was a woman, she was probably jealous.
Now i'm fully updated on your jokes again, Reimar..
Nice one mate!
Image = Minor Crimes
Title = Even minor crimes cannot go unpunished
Gary Guard = We've been running for hours! Why are we chasing this kid again?
Graham Guard = I Can't remember. Did he cheat at Tag or something?