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Guard School - Frisking Lessons

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  1. bison1967
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    I think that sergeant worked at the airport sometime ago!
  2. jefthereaper
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    lol, oke everybody leave class, this room is reserved for the next hour by the corporal to give lessons in a new art style he made, he calls it "mime" XD

    corporal: yup, everybody leave, i will just keep on holding this pose to see how the new students will react. I'm a guard in a box! Trapped in a invisible box!

    sergeant Mutaelf: by the gods quick students take a mace and start swinging! we must free the corporal from that invisible box!!!

    (Mutaelf is her alias to blend in the guard squad, she translated dumb elf to Latin and mixed it together... yeah the dumb elf did that, surprising right?)
    1. Reimar67
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      Nime act , MMMMmmm
      Now there's an idea Jef
      LOL
    2. jefthereaper
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      to call the dumb elf Mutaelf or to club a miming guard to death? XD
  3. zeroxee
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    xD
  4. SydneyB
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    Hehehe, Reimar XD
  5. MnNwr
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    Can you tell me where you have these amazing guard cloaks from? I have been wondering all morning
    1. grotte
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      Maybe cloaks of skyrim?

    2. MnNwr
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      Yeah, I thought so too, I just wasn't so sure whether it had cloaks especially assigned to guards or not, but it seems so^^ Thank you
    3. grotte
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      Yes it has
    4. Reimar67
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      Grotte is right =
      http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/12092

      Thanks grotte
  6. grotte
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    A good joke in the morning, thanks ^^
    1. Reimar67
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      Cheers Grotte - Not noticed you on for ages and then reallised I'd missed loads of your stuff
      I am a bad man
    2. grotte
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      I played others games (medieval 2, i'm in 1950...hard to believe
      ), i came back to skyrim this week
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    3. grotte
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      Hehe "I used to be a florist like you..."
  7. hitmaqn78
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  8. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Guard School - Frisking Lessons
    Title = They still weren't getting it right
    Sergeant = The Corporal here is demonstrating the pose that you use when you want to search a suspect
    Geoff = This is the fifth time she's shown us this today
    Gerald = I think she just likes padding down the Corporal
    Gormless = Sergeant! Wouldn't we find it difficult to search anyone while stood like that?