OBLIVION
A Very Silly Slaughterfish Mod by The Bloke
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Added: 24/06/2006 - 12:50AM
Updated: 23/01/2011 - 06:10AM

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Last updated at 6:10, 23 Jan 2011 Uploaded at 0:50, 24 Jun 2006

The Mod everyone has been waiting for has now been released! Ever felt like slapping a guard with a slaughterfish, of course, who hasn't? Well now with the Slaughterfish-2000(TM), brought to you from the makers of Slaughterfish Toothpaste(TM), you can!!

Testimonials:

Bob from Anvil said:
"The first time I slapped a guard with my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) was the best day of my life, after I regained my consciousness I got up and slapped him again I never felt so a live!"

Henry from Bruma had this to say:
"I love my new Slaughterfish-2000(TM) so much I don't go anywhere without it! Of course my wife left me cause it makes the sheets stink but that's ok as long as I gots my Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!"

John from The Imperial City wants you to know:
"I used to be so bored and lonely before I got my Slaughterfish-2000(TM) but now life is exciting! Running from the guards, paying fines, trying to escape from jail, and on top of all that the cats love me! I'll never be lonely again!"

Unfortunately Turpuli had this comment:
I used to be fat and ugly and all the ladies hated me. After I got my own Slaughterfish-2000(TM) I lost 150 lbs! Sure, I didn't get far from the guards the first few times but look at me running now! All the ladies still avoid me like the plague but I'm completely happy with my precious Slaughterfish-2000(TM). Thanks Slaughterfish-2000(TM)!

The very old lady from Bravil said:
"Oh, not today love, I've just finished my tea!"

As you can tell the Slaughterfish-2000(TM) is exactly what everyone needs!
You would expect to pay $29.95 for a product as fine as this but if you download it now this one time exclusive offer is available to YOU for only one or two mouse clicks! AND if you act fast you will receive a one time only special bonus! A Sheath! This handy sheath made from the finest tin in Tamreil and is great for carrying your slaughterfish when you're taking a break from slapping guards. If you can stop, it's just so much fun!

Disclaimer:
The makers of Slaughterfish-2000(TM) are at no fault for any personal damages that may occur when using this product. Damages include but are not limited to: Guard beatings, Fines, Imprisonment, financial loss, smelling terrible, slimy hands, mockery, or a free breakfast with the Grey Fox.


Side Effects
will include but are not limited to:
Chronic diarrhea, Bacterial Vaginosis, Campylobacter Fetus, Candidiasis, Chancroid, Chlamydia, Condyloma Acuminata, Cytomegalovirus, Enteric Infections, Genital Mycoplasmas, Genital Warts, Giardiasis, Gonorrhea, Granuloma Inguinale, Hepatitis, Herpes, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pediculosis Pubis, Pubic Lice(TM), Salmonella, Scabies, Shingellosis, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, Vaginitis, And More!

Installation:

2 3/4 cups cake flour
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 3/4 cups sugar
4 large eggs
2 large egg yolks
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips

This mod is not to be confused with the Monty Python fish slapping sketch!
That sketch is much too silly!

Modded By small strawberries

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The fish in this mod can be located in a pond in front of the mermaid statue in Anvil.

If you wish to use this mod as part of your mod please consult your practitioner.

If you do not like this mod donations can be made to me.