Realistic Player Dialogue Overhaul - elderscrolliangamer

The following is an INCOMPLETE list of the affected npcs and changes this mod makes so far: (as of 17/04/16)

New For April 2016: CHANGES THE RUMORS TOPIC! :D
These changes affect many npcs including: Vilena Donton, Modryn Oreyn, Savlian Matius, Ormil, Rythe Lythandas, Hannibal Traven, Owyn, Ysabel Andronicus, all master trainers,
Skingrad Mages Guild Members, Valus Odiil and his sons, all Innkeepers, all the Blades, all Dark Brotherhood Members, Border Watch residents, Alswell residents and many more!

Rumors - Heard any good rumors lately?
Agata - How do you feel about Agata?
Amantius Allectus - Where is Amantius Allectus' house?
Anaxes - Who's Anaxes?
Ancotar - How do you feel about Ancotar?
Battle Matron - What's the role of the Battle Matron?
Bed - I'd like a bed for the night.
Helm of Oreyn Bearclaw - What's the Helm of Oreyn Bearclaw?
Argonian Blood - About that Argonian Blood...
Bonus - How do I earn a Bonus?
Blackwater Brigands - Know about the Blackwater Brigands?
Black Soul Gem - This Black Soul Gem...
Blackwood Company - About the Blackwood Company...
Border Watch - What can you tell me of Border Watch?
Bloodgrass - About the Bloodgrass...
Bleak Mine - What is Bleak Mine?
The Bloated Float - About The Bloated Float...
The Blades - Anything I should know of the Blades?
Bleak Flats Cave - Bleak Flats Cave?
Brother Piner - Who is Brother Piner?
Brush of Truepaint - What's this 'Brush of Truepaint'?
Castle Gate - How do we open the Castle Gate?
Causing Trouble - Those members causing trouble...
(Changed previous Cheydinhal improvement to 'What can you tell me of Cheydinhal?', so it fits the character limit.)
Champion of Cyrodiil - Champion of Cyrodiil?
Confidence - He lacks confidence?
Contract - Got any advice on my Contract?
Countess Carvain - I'd like to see the Countess.
Countess Valga - I'd like to see the Countess.
Covenant - Covenant? What are you on about?
Creatures - The Creatures at Odiil Farm...
Duties - What are my duties?
Fighters Guild - About the Fighters Guild...
Guard House key - Do you have the guard house key?
Hrota Cave - Can you tell me where Hrota Cave is?
Imperial Dragon Armor Is Imperial Dragon Armor rare?
Joining the Fighters Guild - I'd like to join the Fighters Guild.
Joining the Mages Guild - I'd like to join the Mages Guild.
Knight-Errant - A Knight-Errant?
Lord Drad - Who is Lord Drad?
Lucien Lachance - What of Lucien Lachance?
Mannimarco - Mannimarco...
Mages Guild - About the Mages Guild...
Mountain Lions - Mountain Lions...
Mysterious Note - What's with this mysterious note?
Shadowscale - What of the Shadowscales?
Sithis - What do you know of Sithis?
Training - Can you give me training?
Unicorn - I've been told to hunt the Unicorn.
Unique scroll of summoning - How's this scroll 'unique'?
Uriel Septim - So, the Emperor?
Visions - Visions? Tell me about them.
Vitellus Donton - Who was Vitellus Donton? (Edited Viranus' audio file slightly as well, to match topic. Removed 'yes'.)

Mages Guild Staff Options:
Destruction/Illusion/Mysticism - I'll take Destruction/Illusion/Mysticism.
Fire/Frost/Shock, Charm/Paralyze/Silence, Soul Trap/Telekinesis/Dispel - I'll have Fire/Frost/Shock, Charm/Paralyze/Silence, Soul Trap/Telekinesis/Dispel.

Earlier Changes for 2016:

* All cities dialogue, 'Skingrad', 'Chorrol', etc has been replaced with 'What can you tell me about (city name)?'
* Hackdirt topic, 'The Brethren' into 'Who are the Brethren?'
* 'Jauffre' into 'Where can I find Jauffre?'
* Claude Maric - 'The High Fane' into 'Know anything about the High Fane?'
* Breaking the Siege of Kvatch, Savlian Matius - 'Help' changed into 'I could help you.'
* Sanguine Daedric Quest - 'Dinner Party' changed to 'I'm here for the dinner party.'
* Spies - 'Jearl' into 'Have you seen Jearl?'
* Paradise - 'Savage Garden' into 'What's the 'Savage Garden'?'.
* 'Light the dragonfires' into 'So, what exactly are the Dragonfires?'
* Reimplemented unused Savlian Matius dialogue about the Count of Kvatch. (5 lines of dialogue!)
* Added a special surprise in Chorrol, as an apology for a lack of updates... ;)

19/12/15:
NEW: Only a few changes, I'm VERY busy with Morrowind Modtown 2015! Enjoy anyway! :D

Can you give me directions? - FINALLY REMOVED THE EXTRA SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Where are the services?' into 'Where are the traders here?'
'Where can I sleep' into 'Where can I stay here?'

More:

Mazoga:
I'm sorry Mazoga
Why are you so angry?

Dar-Ma:
Follow Me - Follow me, Dar-Ma.

Other:
So, this is Aerin's Camp?


Previous:

Jauffre:
{Give him the Amulet} - Here, take it.
Tell Emperor's last words - Well, I was in the prisons, when...
battle plans - The battle plans for defending Bruma
Assistance - Can you help me in any way?
Added a previously locked out topic, "Lighting the Dragonfires", which makes use of 5 unused lines of dialogue.

Guards: (Also affects Shivering Isles)
Go to Jail - I'll come quietly and go to jail.
Resist Arrest - I'm not going anywhere with you!
Pay gold - I'd like to pay my fine.
Sorry to bother you - Sorry to bother you officer.

Martin Septim:
During the Blood of the Daedra quest; all 'Give (artefact's name)' have changed to:

Here, take Azura's Star.
Here, take Goldbrand.
Have the Masque of Clavicus Vile.
Have the Savior's Hide.
Take Volendrung.
Have the Ring of Khajiiti.
Take the Mace of Molag Bal.
Use the Ring of Namira.
Take the Skeleton's Key, Martin.
Have Spellbreaker, Martin.
Here, take the Sanguine Rose.
Use the Wabbajack, Martin.
Have the Skull of Corruption.
Use the Oghma Infinium.
Take the Ebony Blade, Martin.

More Changes:
Here, Martin. The Great Welkynd Stone
And you will be Emperor - And you will be the new Emperor.

Shop Owners:
Changed 'Invest 500 gold in this shop' to 'I'd like to invest in your shop.'

Mage Apprentices:
Follow Me - Follow me Apprentice.
Wait Here - Wait here, friend.
Return to your studies - Return to your studies Apprentice.

Dark Brotherhood & Bongond:
All instances of 'Say nothing' have changed to '...'

Torbern:
Aerin's Camp - So this is Aerin's Camp?

Iver/Merete/Thalfin:
Abilities - What are you skilled at?

Imperial Legion:
Arch Mage - Who's the Arch Mage?

Owyn:
I'll take the Light Raiment - I'll take the Light Raiment, Owyn.
I'll take the Heavy Raiment - I'll take the Heavy Raiment, Owyn.
I'll be going now. - Well...I'll be going now.


Hundolin:
Become a combatant - How do I sign up Hundolin?

Denel:
av mafre nagaia - "...av mafre nagaia..."
av molag anyammis - "...av molag anyammis..."

Kurdan gro-Dragol:
Axe of Dragol - The Axe of Dragol

Beggars:
have a coin, beggar. - Have a septim, friend.(More polite & friendly)
Here's a pair of coins for you - Here's two septims for you.
I can offer you 5 coins - I can offer you 5 septims.
Here's 15 gold coins. - Here's 15 septims for you.

Norbert Lelles:
Break-ins - Break-ins in your shop

Countess Arianna Valga:
Castle Residents - The castle's residents

Baurus:
How do I get there? - How do I get to the Priory?

Emperor Uriel Septim VII:
Why am I here - Why am I in jail?
What about me - What about me, your highness?
Can you see my fate - Can you see my fate sire? (Player should address the Emperor with respect and acknowledge his authority, like then Blades do)

With all my heart...farewell - With all my heart... farewell my lord
I won't forget you - I won't forget you Uriel...
I'll take it from here - I'll take it from here sire...

Mazoga the Orc:
You don't look like a knight - Knight? You look more like a bandit! (More insultive, better suits her reaction)
Follow Me - Follow me, Mazoga
Wait Here (MS91) - Stay here for now
Wait Here (MS92) - Wait right here

Tolgan:
Countess Carvain - Countess Narina Carvain

Eyja:
Can you fetch some drink - Can you fetch some drink, Eyja?
Can I have some food - Can I have some food, Eyja?

Vampire Cure Quest:
Changed the quest's name to it's original name: 'Till Death do they Part'
Cure for Vampirism - A cure for Vampirism

Janus Hassildor:
Will the cure really save her? - Will the cure really save your wife?
May I see her? - May I see the countess?

Baurus/Prior Maborel/Brother Piner
Weynon Priory - What must I know about Weynon Priory?

Agronak gro-Malog:
The Grey Prince - "The Gray Prince"

Armand Christophe:
Thieves Guild Special Jobs - Any special assignments?
The three rules - The three rules of Thieves?

The Gray Fox:
Contemporary of Springheel Jak - Did you know Springheel Jak?
Nocturnal's Cowl - That's Nocturnal's Cowl
You're lucky I wasn't busy - You're lucky I wasn't busy, foxy. (Add insult to injury)

Aelwin Merowald:
(laugh in his face) - Scared by some fish? Hahahahahaha!

Faustina Cartia:
Night of Fun - So, this 'Night of Fun'?
Join the Gang - So, about joining your gang...

Umbaccano:
Follow Me - Follow me, Umbacano.
Wait Here - Hang on. Just wait here.

Rosentia Gallenus:
I'd be happy to help - I'd be happy to aid you Rosentia.

Vlanhonder Moslin:
I have her diary - I have Dar-Ma's Diary.

Dar-Ma:
Not yet - Sorry, not yet.

Seridur:
He wasn't there. (lie) - He wasn't there, Seridur.

Snak gra-Bura:
Did you...did you eat them? - Did you...did you eat them!? All?