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A small mod that removes a bit of injustice from the wasteland.

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Download the expansion Enslave Barton Thorn here.
http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/56100/

If we were to kill everyone who tricked us into dealing with geckos for them, we’d have very few people left in this world.” - Albert Einstein

Description:

For those of you who may not remember, Barton Thorn is the strapping young lad just outside of Goodsprings who gets you to clear out some geckos for him. However, after doing this, he comes back and is forced into combat with the player over this small matter. Oh, the injustice! Being one of the first “quests” the Courier comes across, it makes the courier think the wasteland is a treacherous, inhospitable place, entirely devoid of goodness. This “dog eat dog” or “do a favor for someone then die” mentality of the wasteland causes the Courier to have gross negligence for human life, experience PTSD, and, in more than one case, has caused Couriers to sexually abuse Ed-E. I know, it’s awful. We have to ask ourselves, “How can we ever stop these terrible things from happening?” We cut the head off the snake. We remove the first in this domino effect of injustices. We #SaveBartonThorn. This mod adds the option to spare this man’s life, and, in turn, spare your own.

Lore friendly:

Pretend you’re not an asshole and you have a shred of human decency.

Infinite possibilities:

Yes, there are infinite possibilities with this mod. Let me name just a few. Let him live, kill him, etc. The list goes on and on.

Advantages:

Save an innocent man. Gain some karma to cancel out some of the terrible things we all know you’re going to do later. (Obviously, the advantages are also infinite so you can figure them out for yourself.)

Praise:

”This is the most fantastic mod I’ve ever seen!” - Barton Thorn
”If you love America, you’ll love this mod.” – Your Favorite President
”You’re gonna go far, kid.” – The Offspring
”Wow, I can’t believe I ever went without this mod!” – You (after enlightenment)

Criticism:

”I’m not a big fan of this mod.” – Adolf Hitler
”I don’t see the point.” – Pol Pot
”Don’t download this mod. I, for one, hate it.” – Joffery Baratheon

Disclaimer:

I know the voice acting isn’t great. If you think you can do better, let me know. If you want to complain with offering anything else, this is for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abujEqBHKwU

Join the discussion at #SaveBartonThorn.