The local magistrate of the town of Ald Velothi, Dyunield Tyromp, addressed the local populace, and announces the strengthening of Morrowind through towers, in resistance to the Empire's 'false song of globalism'. "We will make Morrowind strong again. We will make Morrowind proud again. We will make Morrowind safe again, and we will make Morrowind great again! Almalexia bless you, and good night, I love you!"
"When the cliffracers send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of Blight, and they're bringing that Blight with them. They're bringing bad hitboxes. They're bringing high spawn rates. They're annoying. And some, I assume, spawn with 0 health."
"We're going to build a big, beautiful tower and the cliffracers are going to pay for it!"
When the Empire sends their people they're not sending their best, they're sending outlanders and n'wahs and s'wits. And some of them, I assume, are fetchers.
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"We will make Morrowind strong again. We will make Morrowind proud again. We will make Morrowind safe again, and we will make Morrowind great again! Almalexia bless you, and good night, I love you!"
"We're going to build a big, beautiful tower and the cliffracers are going to pay for it!"
-Saint Jiub during his 3E 427 election campaign.