Hello Long War enthusiast! How's the mental (and possibly physical) self harm going? 

You may or may not know me, but I'm currently playing long war like you, and I really really dig it.

Like a lot.

So with my amazing vocal skills, I decided to make a voice pack for my own amusement and hopefully the 
amusement of others such as yourself. The pack is riddled with silly lines (like 95% riddled) so you can 
read the script below to determine if this feels right for you!

Also here's a video!


INSTALLATION:

All you need to do is take the two voice bank files that you unzipped
and slap them in the following location: 
C:\(whatever your XCom-Enemy-Unknown directory is)\XEW\XComGame\CookedPCConsole\Voice

The second thing you have to do is open your Defaultcontent.ini file located in
C:\(whatever your XCom-Enemy-Unknown directory is)\XEW\XComGame\Config\DefaultContent.ini

and add the line: 

VoicePackageInfo=(VoiceType=eCharVoice_MaleSoldier4,Language=36,ArchetypeName="Sooperspazz_English.Sooperspazz_English")

under the special male voices (Because I must be some kind of special for making this) below the third one.

And you can even make it a female voice too because why not! Just change all instances of "Male" to "Female" 
and put it in the female section. (and you know make the rest of the different numbers match sequentially)

To my knowledge that should do it! If not let me know! Also be sure to tell me if anything sounds wrong/bad
or doesn't work, because I can fix it!

Thanks for using my voice! May you not regret this decision! In case you don't want to take any chances, 
I've included the script (like I said already if you read this)I made and used all by myself. 

Because it's different... and rather silly.

SCRIPT:
Reload
1) Puttin’ the pussy on the chainwax!
2) Ready to Rumble!
3) Aww, I was gonna start throwing rocks!
4) Bullets Ready!
5) Click, Clack! I’m Back!
6) Back to the fun!
7) Oh boy more bullets!
8) Aaaaand We’re back!
9) Shootin’ Time!
10) Crankin’ Down!
11) Finally!
12) It’s killin’ time.
13) Got my groove back!
14) Guess who’s back!
15) Murder refueled! 

Overwatching
1) I got this!
2) Surely this will hit!
3) They’ll walk right in to me
4) It’s a Trap!
5) When I see something, I’ll shoot it!
6) I’ve got you covered!
7) They probably won’t move…
8) Eyes of a falcon!
9) Itchy trigger finger engage!
10) Engaging paranoid stance.
11) Eyes sharp like katana!

Moving
(Minimum 20, Maximum 26)
1) As long as I’m in cover!
2) Moving out!
3) Rollin’ out!
4) Good thing I’m not dashing!
5) Engaging legs
6) Ok I guess
7) Can I skip there?
8) Sure thing!
9) Wanna see me go to that cover and back?
10) Please no contact
11) Can I just fast walk?
12) Consider me there!
13) Copy that
14) Moving!
15) Got it!
16) I can do that!
17) Wilco.
18) Assuming the position
19) I hear you!
20) I gotchu
21) On it.
22) Gettin’ her done.
23) One leg at a time
24) Moving to position.
25) Aye aye.
26) Please be cover

Dashing
(Minimum 9, Maximum 27)
1) HYPERSPEED
2) Awww man running?
3) Do you know where I’m going?
4) heavy breathing
5) In to the fog!
6) Go legs go!
7) Lickety split!
8) Hold my beer, I’m going in!
9) car noises
10) Cheese it!
11) Full speed ahead!
12) ludicrous speed, go!
13) Like the wind!
14) hope I don’t trip!
15) like a graceful gazelle! 
16) Pure Speed!
17) Goin’ fast!
18) My poor legs!
19) I’ll do it but I won’t like it!
20) Wings of a cheetah!
21) One two skip to my lou!
22) If only I could fly…
23) Man we need jetpacks

JetPackMove
(Minimum 8, Maximum 9)
1) EAGLE!
2) Take to the skies brothers!
3) DEATH FROM ABOVE
4) This is all so beneath me
5) Gettin’ high
6) rocket sounds
7) ROCKET MAAAAAAN
8) I could already fly you know
9) Consuming Red Bull

LowAmmo
(Minimum 10, Maximum 11)
1) Running out of gun juice!
2) I’ll have to start throwing rocks!
3) My gun won’t shoot forever!
4) I need more powah!
5) Where my bullets at?
6) Where did my ammo go?
7) No more sprayin’ and prayin’
8) I need more game tokens!
9) Murder depleting (strained)
10) Checking pockets for ammo!

OutOfAmmo
(Minimum 10, Maximum 15)
1) Can’t shoot em if you don’t… wait
2) No more bullets?!
3) Murder depleted
4) My shootin’ contraption dun broke!
5) Ruh Roh scoob!
6) Commencing rock brigade!
7) Gun down! Gun down!
8) Feed me Seymour!
9) I’m out of powah!
10) Should I run now?
11) I’m shooting blanks here!
12) Maybe if they think it’s loaded…
13) Time to get physical
14) My kill stick stopped killing!
15) Dead in the water here!

Suppressing
(Minimum 7, Maximum 15)
1) GET DOWN
2) Engaging death spray
3) Lightin’ ‘em up.
4) Heads down alien scum!
5) Welcome to the danger zone!
6) Stay put and shoot no one!
7) Not today jackass!
8) You aren’t going anywhere
9) I am become bullet!
10) FEAR ME
11) Sit down!
12) Come on ... poke your head out!
13) Eat bullets bullet eater!
14) Come towards the light
15) Turnin’ the sky bullet colored

FlushingTarget
(Minimum 5, Maximum 15)
1) Down the toilet with you!
2) Dance monkey!
3) Accuracy engage!
4) Shoo alien!
5) Hope you can dance
6) Fly my pretty!
7) It’s not safe for you there
8) GET OUT
9) Get your ass out here!
10) Go ride a circus ride
11) Go run an overwatch!
12) Get out the way!
13) Peekaboo!

HealingAlly
(Minimum 5, Maximum 6)
1) That looks infected
2) It puts the lotion on the skin
3) That’ll grow back
4) AHHH WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE
5) You’ve got a few more hits in you!
6) Just glue it back on!
7) Boo Boo kissing engage!

StabilizingAlly
(Minimum 2, Maximum 3)
1) Uhhh, I think you’re breathing
2) Just take a nap and try not to explode
3) Shhhhh just drink this

RevivingAlly
(Minimum 3, Maximum 6)
1) Oh man you looked dead!
2) AH ZOMBIE
3) Holy crap! I can resurrect people!
4) I got the magic touch
5) White mage power, activate!
7) Sorry, you’re not dead yet!

CombatStim
(Minimum 2, Maximum 13)
1) OHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAHH
2) HULK SMASH
3) THAT’S THE STUFF
4) Popeye theme!
5) and this is to go even further beyond!
6) Say perhaps to drugs
7) I WILL EAT YOUR SKIIIIN
8) I AM INVINCIBLE
9) Drugs can do anything!
10) This will be very painful… for you
11) My foot, your ass!
12) Your eyes and balls are about to switch places!

FragOut
(Minimum 5, Maximum 10)
1) GET REKT
2) KAMEHAMEHA!
3) Here comes the pitch!
4) EXPLOSION
5) Hope you have life insurance
6) Eradicating everything
7) Go! Pikachu!
8) One ticket to alien hell coming your way!
9) Suck on this!

SmokeGrenadeThrown
(Minimum 5, Maximum 7)
1) Does it smell funny in here?
2) How do we see out of this?
3) I can see you and you can’t see me!
4) Fog machine engage!
5) Poor man’s ghost grenade out!
6) There might be drugs in here!
7) In to my butt!

SpyGrenadeThrown
(Minimum 5, Maximum 15)
1) Throwing my third eye
2) I can see, I CAN FIGHT
3) Let’s take a peek shall we?
4) What’s behind door number one?
5) I hope the aliens don’t use these
6) Look! I’m a scout or an engineer!
7) I SEE YOU
8) Use defog!
9) Let’s see what the weather’s like
10) I’ll light the way
11) How does this even work?
12) Scanning for trouble
13) I’d have loved this thing in high school
14) I wonder if they’ll see this thing?
15) Any stealth units out there?

FiringRocket
(Minimum 5, Maximum 13)
1) I hope this doesn’t veer in to a car…
2) Jesus take the rocket!
3) Just like shooting a womp rat
4) Hope the shot isn’t blocked
5) Stars and stripes forever (singing)
6) Explosion noise
7) FOR ROHAN
8) This was too good to pass up
9) I feel lucky!
10) You read my mind
11) Tease it…
12) You probably won’t even feel this
13) Hope the stars are aligned!

GhostModeActivated
(Minimum 4, Maximum 8)
1) Going Ghost
2) This would have been great in high school
3) Does this mean I get insane DR now? 
4) Does this stuff come off?
5) OOH tingly…
6) Hey wanna see me… oh right
7) Hey guys I’m gonna leave for a sec
8) Do I have to strip for this?

JetPackDeactivated
(Minimum 5, Maximum 11)
1) Why waste fuel right?
2) Aww man
3) Boots on the ground (sad)
4) Cooling my jets.
5) Coming down.
6) Yeah I’m feeling kinda down
7) GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
8) Activating feet
9) I think I forgot how to walk
10) And I gently float down…

ArcThrower
(Minimum 4, Maximum 8)
1) Ayy don’t taze me bro!
2) Hands in the air!
3) UNLIMITED POWAHHH
4) This one’s for Vahlen
5) Wonder if he’ll spaz out
6) Applying jumper cables
7) Why can’t we just use a bat?
8) GET IN THE VAN

RepairSHIV
(Minimum 3, Maximum 7)
1) wait how does this even
2) So I just shock it?
3) Work you infernal machine!
4) Looks like a bad motivator.
5) Do these things feel pain?
6) Rub some dirt on it you wimp!
7) Where’s Shen when you need him?

Kill
(Need 15)
1) GET DUNKED
2) HAHA DID YOU SEE HIS FACE
3) One down a million to go
4) scree you assholes!
5) Another one bites the dust
6) Get gud
7) You are dead, not big surprise
8) YOU’RE OUTTA HERE
9) It’s just been revoked
10) That one’s mine!
11) Send me another
12) You’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal
13) The takeout is in the bag
14) Score one for the boys back home!
15) Enjoy you stay in hell!
16) OOH right in the glorpus
17) I’ll have what he’s having
18) Dead as a dead guy

Missed
(Need 14)
1) It’s not you, it’s me
2) Meant to do it
3) ooh look a bird!
4) I’m just loosening it for ya!
5) Ok that one was on purpose
6) Whoops butter fingers!
7) Can I get a do over?
8) Uh oh
9) Kinda needed that to hit
10) Wait this is a gun?
11) did I leave the oven on?
12) Oh this is just getting silly
13) I swear that was going to hit
14) Hope that doesn’t hit anyone
15) Sorry, I faded for a split
16) PEW PEW PEW

TargetSpotted
(Need 15)
1) Here comes the horde!
2) Whoops wrong door!
3) Freaks over here!
4) Was I supposed to alert those guys?
5) We’ve got company!
6) They’ve spotted me!
7) Kill it kill it kill it!
8) Fun incoming!
9) Are you the pizza guy?
10) It’s a trap!
11) Those are not ducks
12) It’s about to get hot in here
13) They’re coming out of the walls!
14) Put up your dukes!
15) Surprise! We got hostiles!
16) Just when it was getting boring!
17) Those guys look mad
18) Brace yourselves!
19) Hope someone was steadied
20) Anyone gonna get that?
21) I can take those guys easy!
22) AH you scared me!

HeardSomething
(Minimum 10, Maximum 15)
1) Was that a duck?
2) Anyone else seeing blue waves?
3) Nothing like the sound of aliens
4) Was that any of you?
5) These guys sure are loud
6) Aren’t they supposed to surprise us?
7) I can see sounds!
8) Stop. Hey. What’s that sound?
9) Are they mating?
10) Well that sounds gross
11) Ok, that one sounded close!
12) I wonder what they’re doing…

TakingFire
(Minimum 10, Maximum 11)
1) OW… just kidding!
2) I could feel that one!
3) Hot. TOO HOT!
4) I am the dodge master!
5) You can’t touch this!
6) Are my eyebrows still there?
7) I’ve seen rookies shoot better!
8) Were you aiming for me?
9) I don’t even need cover!
10) Did they breed you near sighted?
11) Try aiming where I’m going to be!

FriendlyKilled
(Min 5, Max 6)
1) NO! I liked them!
2) You’ll pay for that!
3) No one kills my friends but me!
4) Awww man not cool!
5) That’s a paddlin
6) I’d better not get demoted for this
7) We’re dropping like flies!

Panic
(Minimum 3, Maximum 6)
1) NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
2) I’M LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
3) I AM ILL PREPARED FOR THIS
4) UH MY SHOE’S UNTIED! I’M OUT MAN!
5) GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER
6) THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
7) WE GOTTA BAIL DUDE

PanickedBreathing
(Need 2)
(panicked breathing, duration: 3 seconds)

Wounded
(Minimum 5, Maximum 15)
Arrgh! (.65 seconds)

Died
(Minimum 3, Maximum 4)
(Dying scream, 1.5 to 2 seconds)

Flanked
(Minimum 7, Maximum 15)
1) Oh hi Mr. Alien
2) Pretty sure they can see me
3) I’m going to get hit aren’t I
4) I’ve been bamboozled!
5) My position is compromised! 
6) Someone build some cover!
7) How’d they get over there?
8) Clever girl…
9) Please sir can I have some cover?
10) I’m exposed! Don’t look!
11) They’re Flim flaming my Zim zam!
12) They’re on me like bad aim on rookies!
13) I should probably move!
14) Damn they move fast!
15) I didn’t need cover anyway!

Suppressed
(Minimum 5, Maximum 11)
1) Gotta keep my head down!
2) Anyone else feel kinda warm?
3) They can do that too?
4) Hey can someone ice that guy!
5) This is too much for me to dodge!
6) I can’t move an inch here!
7) Alright alright I won’t move!
8) Hey can’t we talk about this?
9) Holy crap that’s loud!
10) I think I made them mad!
11) How do you have the ammo for this?

PsiControlled
(Minimum 3, Maximum 15)
(all said in a hushed, threatening tone)
1) Wololo
2) Join me luke!
3) I’m inside you…
4) Shhhh don’t fight it
5) Hi, what’s your name? 
6) How do you feel about killing your friends?
7) Resistance is futile
8) Prepare to be assimilayyted
9) Ayy lmao
10) Knock Knock!
11) ugh that’s just disgusting!
12) Watcha thinkin’ about?
13) You’re thinking about how screwed you are…
14) I will penetrate your feeble mind
15) Don’t be afraid, you’re only mine forever.

MeldSpotted
(Min 3, Max 3)
1) Alien cheese in sight!
2) That stuff is top priority!
3) That looks valuable for some reason!
4) Looks like the aliens forgot something

MeldCollected
(Min 3, Max 4)
1) Do I get a promotion?
2) Man it gets everywhere!
3) mmm tasty
4) Totally worth the rush!

CivilianRescued
(Minimum 10, Maximum 15)
1) OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE
2) Get out of here ya scamp
3) Just go you stupid dumb animal!
4) You’re safe… for now.
5) Fly you fool!
6) Go on, git!
7) Don’t trip on the way out!
8) You didn’t already leave?
9) At least we got one!
10) Your family’s dead. JUST KIDDING
11) You are a walking liability
12) Hey you want a gun?
13) How’s your aim?
14) Did nobody consider running away?
15) Mondays am I right?
16) Here’s your skyranger ticket!

AlienRetreat
(Need 4)
1) Run forest run!
2) Yes, flee you cowards!
3) Looks like we’re fighting chickens today!
4) Yeah you better run!

AlienNotStunned
(Minimum 3, Maximum 7)
1) I should have pistol whipped it!
2) Whoops, forgot to recharge!
3) Uhhh, nice alien?
4) And now I’m boned
5) Damn it Vahlen!
6) Bradford was right!
7) Oh come on!

RunAndGun
(Minimum 4, Maximum 7)
1) Flankomatic online!
2) Swiggity swooty I’m comin’ for that booty!
3) Assault powers go!
4) X gon’ give it to ya!
5) Usin’ thighs to kill some guys
6) Moving at the speed of death.
7) I’m the juggernaut bitch!

DisablingShot
(Minimum 3, Maximum 13)
1) Firing anti-ammo beam!
2) Do I aim for their knees?
3) Do I disable them or the gun?
4) I’ll just hope this works
5) Yeah you need to not do things.
6) Relax bro.

ShredderRocket
(Min 3, Max 5)
1) Shrapnel is no joke, but it sure is funny!
2) Prepare to take potentially more damage!
3) Filling them with painful shards!
4) What is this world war one?
5) Here’s your complimentary metal breakfast!

PsionicsMindfray
(Min 3, Max 4)
(hushed, threatening tone)
1) BRAIN BLAST
2) I love being psychic
3) (Maniacial laughter, 2 seconds)
4) Hangover beam go!

PsionicsPanic
(Need 3)
(hushed, threatening tone)
1) Wanna see what I did to your mom?
2) You know what Vahlen does to your corpses?
3) Now, you will die.

PsionicsInspiration
(Need 2)
1) You’re the best around!
2) YOU CAN FIGHT! YOU CAN WIN!

PsionicsTelekineticField
(Min 3, Max 7)
(Hushed, gravelly tone)
1) I can stop bullets, it’s cool
2) Feel me surround you!
3) My mind is my temple!
4) Welcome to the thunderdome!
5) They’ll need luck to hit us now!
6) YOU SHALL NOT PASS
7) Everyone start chanting!

GrapplingHook
(Need 5)
1) Spider man! Spider man!
2) Look ma! No hands!
3) Hope I don’t get stuck!
4) I’m like Batman with guns!
5) Shwing!

SoldierControlled
(Min 3, Max 9)
(stressed)
1) ugh… ayy lmao
2) I… I am fine fellow humans.
3) Why am I… so normal
4) Hey they’re trying to… be our friends
5) My… brain … is fine.
6) This is uncomfortable
7) Why do I feel like killing you all mercilessly?

StunnedAlien
(Min 3, Max 7)
1) Do I get a bonus for this?
2) Hahaha look at him twitch
3) Hope he’ll function after this
4) Aww what should we name him?
5) Can I uhh… bring this to Vahlen myself?
6) and the crowd goes wild!
7) The trick is to aim for the glorpus…

Explosion
(Min 2, Max 4)
1) Shit’s on fire yo!
2) It’s gonna blow its load!
3) Fire burnin on the dance floor!
4) Fire go boom soon!

RocketScatter
(Min 3, Max 5)
1) Fore!
2) PLEASE NOT A CAR!
3) Whoops, scope’s crooked!
4) AAAAAAND it’s gone
5) Well… it was a long shot

PsiRift
(Need 2)
1) DESTRUCTO DISC!
2) FILL MY BLACK HOLE

Poisoned
(Min 3, Max 5)
(1 sec coughing) – (then hoarsely): ugh my lungs!
(1 sec coughing) – (then hoarsely): Everything is burning!
(1 sec coughing) – (then hoarsely): what is this stuff?
(1 sec coughing) – (then hoarsely): This had better kill me faster!
(2 seconds coughing, no dialog)

Strangled
(Need 1)
(Make a choking sound)