The Witcher 3
But not a single fairy

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  1. User_42537105
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    Anna: This, of course, is the 'Boy Who Cried Wolf'. Everything he says is a lie.
    Geralt: Bet he grows up to become a bulletin-board journalist.

    I believe Joss multiplied and escaped into the current world....sadly
    1. Culuf
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      The sad part is, Joss never had higher education which insisted on journalistic integrity, only to get paid by pathological liars to become one. He already was
    2. User_42537105
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      LMAO
  2. FastBlackCat
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    I had forgotten how grisly fairytales can be. But even as a kid I always wondered how Goldilocks walked into a den of bears without getting thrashed. Loved the bulletin board journalist line.
    1. Culuf
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      Yep, the original fairy tales were pretty grisly
      It figures people would sugarcoat everything to shelter kids, only to make it worse when they're completely unprepared for the real world
  3. cormell
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    Goldilocks - I should have known.

    And we used to be royals (royals).
    'Cause it ran in our blood,
    Left in the woods to starve to death.
    Wearing nothing but a torn lace dress
    Let me be your ruler (ruler),
    You can call me queen Ann
    And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule.
    Let me live that fantasy.

    Lorde -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc
    1. Culuf
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      I had to see it again to make sure those lyrics weren't in there and I wasn't losing my mind.
      Nice parody