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Replaces the texture for cages with the face of the only Cage that matters.
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You know, when I was in 6th Grade, we had to read a bunch of the Greek Myths (minus the more graphic parts of when Zeus did Zeusy things) in English class. I remember there was one myth where there was this girl who was really good at weaving and got really arrogant about it and was like, "Yeah I'm better than Athena herself at this point." Then Athena showed up at her door like, "The fuck you say, bitch?!" and the girl was like, "No I swear I'm sure your better at weaving yarn than me!" and then Athena said, "We're gonna have a tapestry contest right now, or else I'll tell my dad that you won't have sex with him and he'll lightening-strike your house!"
So they had a weaving contest, the arrogant girl who's name I don't remember made some tapestry about a guy, a girl, a horse, and a sunset (typical) and Athena made a tapestry about Earth becoming shitty in the future and a guy building a machine so horrible he couldn't even bare to look at it while he worked.
After 2500 years, we've discovered what that machine was supposed to be. It's this fucking mod.
So, I originally got the idea for this when I was talking to a girl on a dating app who had "The weirdest gift I ever received..." as a prompt on her bio with the response, "A pillow with a full print of Nicolas Cage's face. It was horrifying." So my natural response to this was, "I want Nicolas Cage to host a game show where he asks people questions about movies he was in and if he gets them wrong, he puts them in a cage called the Nicolas Cage." Yeah... Julia, if you ever see this, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm only a little bit sorry. Anyway, you'd also have the option to forcibly resist being put in the Nicolas Cage, mostly because I wanna hear Nicolas Cage yell "I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE NICOLAS CAGE!" If they win they get an AK-47, a gold bar from inside Mount Rushmore, or the Declaration of Independence.
So yeah, all the cages in Skyrim are now Nicolas Cages. You have an option for two different pattern sizes, depending on whether you like your Nicolas Cages fine or coarse.
So they had a weaving contest, the arrogant girl who's name I don't remember made some tapestry about a guy, a girl, a horse, and a sunset (typical) and Athena made a tapestry about Earth becoming shitty in the future and a guy building a machine so horrible he couldn't even bare to look at it while he worked.
After 2500 years, we've discovered what that machine was supposed to be. It's this fucking mod.
So, I originally got the idea for this when I was talking to a girl on a dating app who had "The weirdest gift I ever received..." as a prompt on her bio with the response, "A pillow with a full print of Nicolas Cage's face. It was horrifying." So my natural response to this was, "I want Nicolas Cage to host a game show where he asks people questions about movies he was in and if he gets them wrong, he puts them in a cage called the Nicolas Cage." Yeah... Julia, if you ever see this, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm only a little bit sorry. Anyway, you'd also have the option to forcibly resist being put in the Nicolas Cage, mostly because I wanna hear Nicolas Cage yell "I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE NICOLAS CAGE!" If they win they get an AK-47, a gold bar from inside Mount Rushmore, or the Declaration of Independence.
So yeah, all the cages in Skyrim are now Nicolas Cages. You have an option for two different pattern sizes, depending on whether you like your Nicolas Cages fine or coarse.