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It's plot armor. Wear it, and you can't be killed.
Ha. Great pun, right?
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Three days ago was my 6th Skyrim Birthday, so I'm uploading this utterly useless mod in celebration.
Don't download it please, just use tgm in the command console if you want to not die.
You are downloading it? Seriously? Fine, one more .esp in your plugin limit.
You can find a steel cuirass at the shrine of Talos by Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine with the "Plot Armor" enchantment on it. Put it on, and it makes the player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates a plot armor shield around a main character.
You don't have to tell me that I'm the funniest person on the Nexus.
FAQ:
Q: For the love of God, stop masturbating and fix Valley of Outcasts and the Last Refuge! They are both completely broken!
A: No.
Q: Then take them off the Nexus, stop letting people put quest mods that are unfinishable without sacrificing a virigin to fix all the bugs in their load order.
A: Look, I've been away at school since the beginning of September, and I've been completely locked in on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects, and running faster. I'm back at my family's house for a few days for Thanksgiving now, and I honestly should be reading Livy's The History of Rome right now, but sometimes you just need to write an FAQ.
Q: Wait, you have interests other than self-stimulation making mods for a broken-but-successful, 8-year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knew?! Still, that doesn't give you an excuse to leave your broken garbage here.
A: Uninstall and un-endorse. I just stopped caring about modding 3 months ago. I'll probably get back into this shit when I come home between the fall and spring semesters, which is usually when I crunch on modding hard.
Q: This mod is honestly worse than Trainwiz's "Witch of the Sands" mod.
A: Never insult Trainwiz again on my mod page, you hear me?
Q: Have you ever thought about joining Skyblivion, Skywind, or Beyond Skyrim? You clearly have some degree of talent, you're just wildly clumsy and uncontrolled.
A: No. I like being wildly clumsy and uncontrolled. I also completely check out of modding from September to December and then from February to May.
Q: If they offered to let you write their FAQs, would you do it?
A: I would sooner get kicked in the crotch by a methed-out Kangaroo than turn down an offer like that.
Q: When are we gonna get Part 3 of Jerall Mountains Citadel?
A: Wait, you guys still actually WANT that? Fuck...
Don't download it please, just use tgm in the command console if you want to not die.
You are downloading it? Seriously? Fine, one more .esp in your plugin limit.
You can find a steel cuirass at the shrine of Talos by Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine with the "Plot Armor" enchantment on it. Put it on, and it makes the player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates a plot armor shield around a main character.
You don't have to tell me that I'm the funniest person on the Nexus.
FAQ:
Q: For the love of God, stop masturbating and fix Valley of Outcasts and the Last Refuge! They are both completely broken!
A: No.
Q: Then take them off the Nexus, stop letting people put quest mods that are unfinishable without sacrificing a virigin to fix all the bugs in their load order.
A: Look, I've been away at school since the beginning of September, and I've been completely locked in on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects, and running faster. I'm back at my family's house for a few days for Thanksgiving now, and I honestly should be reading Livy's The History of Rome right now, but sometimes you just need to write an FAQ.
Q: Wait, you have interests other than self-stimulation making mods for a broken-but-successful, 8-year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knew?! Still, that doesn't give you an excuse to leave your broken garbage here.
A: Uninstall and un-endorse. I just stopped caring about modding 3 months ago. I'll probably get back into this shit when I come home between the fall and spring semesters, which is usually when I crunch on modding hard.
Q: This mod is honestly worse than Trainwiz's "Witch of the Sands" mod.
A: Never insult Trainwiz again on my mod page, you hear me?
Q: Have you ever thought about joining Skyblivion, Skywind, or Beyond Skyrim? You clearly have some degree of talent, you're just wildly clumsy and uncontrolled.
A: No. I like being wildly clumsy and uncontrolled. I also completely check out of modding from September to December and then from February to May.
Q: If they offered to let you write their FAQs, would you do it?
A: I would sooner get kicked in the crotch by a methed-out Kangaroo than turn down an offer like that.
Q: When are we gonna get Part 3 of Jerall Mountains Citadel?
A: Wait, you guys still actually WANT that? Fuck...